That video was so unappealing, on so many levels. Are these guys not at least hoping for some sort of sexy, raging goddess who takes their money? She was more of an angry bus driver who just rolled out of bed and had a fit on camera. #confused

Thank you. This should be at the top of the website forever.

Pictured: Hillary Clinton stands on the grounds of Hogwarts, where, at the special request of the headmaster, she spent 1 year serving as Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts before returning to her career in US politics.

I DESPERATELY want a book, movie, comic, anything set in the founding days of Hogwarts. Between my love of historical fiction and my love of Harry Potter, I would have cash in her hand before the project would even be finished.

Rich is pretty much the only person at Gawker who has ever written about Azealia Banks. Was not aware that he was the face of old stuffy academic white men, but alrighty. There are like 7 articles about how some of her music is A Summer Jam and about how she uses the word "faggot" a lot - in her music and in reference…

I really just hate Tory Burch. Her collection does the same thing to my brainz that Lily Pulitzer does. Bleecchch..

So true. Tell me how one could ever live without this munchkin???

Mrs Hall, you know what I like? When your Hall Boys (TM) LEAN towards me. I really like it. I feel like things are imprinted on my soul, know what I mean?

It really is Sewage Joe! I thought that was a, "Hey, you'd have to wade your way through bullshit to put up with the horrible Lohans" joke! I might actually watch this. Fingers crossed for awesome Sewage Joe style jokes; for sure with these two turds onstage, we could call this a toilet party, right?

He can only be Sewage Joe.

PS I love that dog.

If depression was a colour, that would be it.

I ship this guy with that doctor from last month who was looking for a worthy companion. OTP. They need to be introduced.

This is the only Riff Raff that we need to talk about. (aka I am old)

I classify my right and left arms as "Alpha" and "Omega"

I guess I skipped "TuskUSA" because of the "USA" bit. Thanks!

She is like a graduate level course in public relations... Take note famous people of the world, this is how you do it.

Downton Abbey without the dog butt at the beginning? Totally different show.

How Fran Kranz has not become a star is beyond me. Now I'm going to go watch The TV Set again.