OMG Clint Eastwood's son is hot as hell. I don't know what Town and Country is, but I will be looking up pictures of him until I fall asleep and dream about him.

Giuliana Rancic's actual words on having a second child:

If Harry Morton's father marries Rumer and they have a baby, and Demi marries Harry Morton, Demi would be her own grandmother.

or this

Is it weird that I thought this was a photo from Marina Abramović's The Artist Is Present?

What is that mouse doing on Macklemore's head.

This will only be decent if both characters are played by Idris Elba.

Lazy joke writing from Seth Macfarlane? Well, I nev...always.

My reaction to Scott Eastwood:

"He's also a Christian and won't drink around her."

god that busted me up - at 6:30 am, even. thanks, dude.

It's okay. He's a training Hemsworth. Once you master him, you get your own Thor Hemsworth. It's like learning to care for a hamster before your mom lets you get a puppy.

Dude, that isn't slut-shaming. That is a literal transcript of her new video.

Candles in the wind? Spot a car crash before it happens? Princess Diana? ILLUMINATI

Completely unrelated, but I love your username!

Stacey M. told me that Miley said Liam was super gay and she didn't want to live a lie, but Todd told Becky L. that Liam is totally not gay because he's been going out with Scott W.'s sister for like a week and three days and that they are totally happy and are getting married after graduation.

Yes! I loled. "Sorry Children's Hospital of Orange County; St. Jude's kids brought their A-game. #tryalittlehardernexttime"