IF A MAN PROPOSED TO ME THIS WAY, I WOULD SLAP HIM! .....

that's okay, since none of it is actually ending up in this kitten's mouth.

On a scale of 1 to 2 Broke Girls, how bad can it really be?

BLECH! Stupid regional settings. You make me rage.

I'm a lifelong native whose school year was postponed in because they needed to use our grounds for morgue spillover. Couple years back, I was riding my bike home from a friend's house at night & saw two beams of light in the sky, & thought, "Ooo, what party is that for? Is there a gala? Ohhhh. Right."

Years after our planets darkest day 9/11

150,000 people die every day

knock knock!

That gif, and your name, are everything.

I think "Fucking Kinja: How Does It Work?" is a snappier title.

. . . was that a Comedy Central Roast conspiracy theory?

When she has a moment, I have a question about getting blood stains out of whites and pastels.

I mean I'm with you on the whole Gwyn being suuuuper pretentious, but the correct pronunciation is most definitely Ibitha, and not eye-bee-za.

Pronouncing "cerveza" "sir-vay-tha" in the Americas is pretentious; pronouncing Ibiza with the soft "th" is just pronouncing it like the locals and most Europeans pronounce it.

So she's a corporate lawyer of some kind that at one point did a little human rights work? That's like me telling people I'm a firefighter because I put a lid on my pan of bacon that caught on fire.

Okay, I'm sorry, but this sounds like something that I would literally dream. In my sleep. "So last night I dreamt we went to Coney Island? Only Beyonce was there? And she had, like, all these chains on? And she was riding rollercoasters and shit".

SHE'S STEALING MILEY CYRUS' DANCE MOVES!!!

So?

Hmmm. There's something about a white man - who admittedly does not "know much about black culture" - decide that something is the "lowest form of black culture" that doesn't feel right.