It went a little like this:

It started like this:

Also, first time being hit on in a gay bar:

no.

I love that you say it's your first wedding, like you're expecting to have another one in the future.

I actually really like this collection. I always looked at high fashion as contemporary art that happens to also be able to be worn. When you look at the clothes again in the context of a statement on the pop culture commodification, it's actually quite beautiful.

Is it weird that I like the popcorn dress

only white people think her ass is real

True to his band's name, the guy from Korn has a way of reappearing after you'd forgotten all about him.

This is super sad.

I can't decide what is tackier:

White people look the same.

Yes, I was also shocked to learn that mammals have hair. Shocked.

She had the nickname before the "fame".

Wait, you've *never* made a partner orgasm from anything other than oral? I mean, that shit's great, but I feel like you're missing out on some variety.

I see you're quoting from "Things Dudes Say When They Have Never Made a Woman Orgasm"