I just have to say, this gifs/comments here are the best thing I have ever read on the internet. HASHTAG SO TRUE

Hold tight. She's making her way through her Google Alerts!

Yo, Jezebel. I am disappoint.

The Kim Kardeezy part of today's Dirt Bag just reminded me of Happy Endings so now I have a sad.

New writer?! I like you! You gave me the chuckles.

I'm not much of a Peached Geldof fan but I will high five anybody taking a stance against Katie Hopkins.

I just want to second, third and forth this notion.

I have a feeling it could be something to do with a character he plays on TV but I could be wrong. I'm not 100% sure of it, it's just a guess.

Holy crap, she's amazing!

I love Courtney Stodden more than words can say and I'm not even sorry.

I'm so "meh" about Jessica Biel (autocorrect typed Jessica Bork, was totally tempted to keep it) but holy moly, do I love me a lady tux. And the little case bag? I need you immediately.

Niall, Callie? Interesting.

BRB, signing up.

I absolutely hate Russell Brand's stand up and haven't watched a film/TV show with him in without wanting to punch myself in the face but, ugh, I would. I would ten times over! I don't even find him particularly attractive, just sexy.

BUT MILEY CYRUS' ENGAGEMENT HAS BEEN CALLED OFF AND I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

Your blog makes me feel warm inside.

I'm 25 and I agree with you so emphatically, I need to be restrained.

Wait. What?

Wagner! Oh, my beautiful, charismatic Wagner! Contestant from a series of X Factor a few years back in the UK. His performances are worth YouTubing. You will favourite each and every one of them, without question.

Same in the UK, too.