Awful answer. Don't spread your misery around. no kids = 2 houses and a new BMW every four years.

Not ripped off. the actor who plays Mac BOUGHT the intellectual property from a lawyer buddy of his (who is an eagles fan and performed in said costume during eagles games).

Looking for a melody to put this to. It's going to be the national anthem for the sovereign nation of Cocksucktoria.

Totally off topic: check out @nosticman on twitter. I just found him, and his 26.6k tweets are as fascinating and indecipherable as Mayan glyphs. That said, Britney Spears follows him. Go figure.

it could be the bastard son of Elvis and a three-titted stripper. Won't change me not watching them.

Yeah, Tom. massive dumps FTW. OMG WTF!? LMFAO!

Life imitating art mocking a petulant overgrown child

this is, officially, the most redundant and tautological discussion I have ever had. Please, take the last clap.

I agree with you, but please don't quantify what an "acceptable" number of deaths are, it's really shitty (for lack of a more effective, less wordy alternative).

1 death from DD is too much, and if takes the "Feds" blackmailing some some states into getting on board, so be it. Until you see someone's son/daughter/mother/father with their head through a windshield after a night out flaunting their rights as 'Murricans, I'm not surprised at your callous approach to mortality.

i'm referring to the first discussion thread in this story, quantifying what an "acceptable" amount of DD deaths are every year, and how the "Feds"'are infringing on states' rights to sovereign governance. Sorry.

Can we ditch the libertarian bullshit here, of all places? If I wanted political punditry, I'd head over to CNN.

Is this fuckin guy for real?

He's alright. Don't nobody worry 'bout him.

-1 for pseudo pop-psychology.

I know people who haven't gotten in to the FBI. Seriously.

He got those from his cousin, Eddie.

I'm not a lawyer, but I DID stay at a Chechen Holiday Inn Express last night.

Compuserve approves. +1

Is walking a competitive sport in Chechnya?