Can somebody please draw me a fucking chart?

I like what at you did there - juxtaposing a tangible item (money) with an intangible item (praise). good joke. Just spreading some love because the other dude in this thread appears to be real angry at no one in particular.

Isn't that how Steve Perry was kicked out of Journey?

This is the most tenuous, banal "story" I have ever seen on Deadspin. Talk about cashin' the fuckin checks.

+1 for first polonium 210 joke. Fuck, the ruskies are seriously 80s movie bad.

The best one was either "Stop That" or the Mexican TV repairman

He's just reminding himself to go to Costco tonight.

Did you read the anecdote about when he invented irony? Then fucked someone/something, got drunk, threw up, fired off a one-liner, and got hired as the CEO of Apple? In one night?

This butt-fuck-bomination is sadly indicative of not only academia, but also corporate Amurica. Everybody WANTS snake oil. They don't care where you got it or how it got here, they just want the answer in 20 minutes or less and color-coded. Rutgers is getting what they deserve, but I doubt that this would affect…

Sadly, +1

Can we leave dirty whore advice to Jezebel, pleez?

Fucking kids. We're doomed. Start changing all your currency to the Yuan.

I didn't know KD Lang had any money left.

Ask him how his son, Edward James Popovich, is doing.

In the corporate world, it's done passive-aggressively, though. Dude's a dick-hole, but at least he comes at you straight.

Marv Albert approves

Decent crossover, but he shoots like a human arachnid hybrid

Especially since they fit like shit. WE'RE NOT ALL JOHN HAMM FOR CRISSAKES.

Jesus Christ. Are you sure it wasn't Lynn Hoppes? Because, y'know, he sort of looks like an ugly chick.

did you see that with english subtitles?