It ain't everyday you can bust one of those out. +1 for the almost extinct pop culture reference.

Don't you have to be on a team to be considered a player?

That isn't even remotely funny/ironic/candid, tragedy or not. Feign some semblance of faux-respect for everybody affected, then uncork your awful sense of humor in front of a mirror.

Peanut butter?

From the USA Today review of the movie:

-1 for changing me fundamentally

Fuck kinja autocorrect. I meant broadcast.

Brian Kenny looks like he'd be last picked for a fucking all-girls softball team. Hawk is a homer, but at least he won't put you to sleep during a trusting. Call me crazy, but baseball is a GAME and it should be played like one and not be treated like a phD dissertation.

There it is. about fucking time

Is it just me, or does that pig look a lot like Joan Rivers?

Fuck it.

Is anyone going to do a Marco Polo joke, or what?

On the left: College Park, March 30th

Nolan, it's supposed to go in your NOSE, not your mouth.

Good thing they weren't giving out tickets for belligerent racism, anti-semitism, and homophobia...(finish joke here)

Pat the Rat

I'm so depressed a whore like that gets more cash in one night than I paid for my car, I can't even attempt a joke.

Albert Poo-Holes

He can't drive to a fucking Dairy Queen?

La Homo Blanco