Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

Ok, so it sounds like the guy whose recommendation it was that no charges be filed against Clinton for any wrongdoing has now turned around and intentionally given a vague statement with the express purpose of “punishing” her for the very things he said merit no action. Like, I was giving the benefit of the doubt when…

Two words: executive orders.

Some of us are “some people”. Congrats on being privileged and rich enough not to have to give any fucks about society, though. That must be sweet.

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

There are plenty of reasons to want to try to make it work, to want to give second chances. And I imagine it takes a while for the realization to sink in that someone like Weiner really is just that much of a piece of shit, that all of the positive qualities that you found in him to love don’t outweigh that, and that…

Love fucks with your head.

We won’t know for a couple of days. If only somebody could reveal Trump’s tax returns to level the playing field.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH THIS GUY.

VERY IMPORTANT AUTHOR’S NOTE: Today’s Trump Description was written by the author’s brother Steve, who has been driven to madness by this election right along with me.

IMO the best one is definitely “Thong Song”. It’s just so unnecessarily over-the-top.

NEWS FLASH : 25% of women avoid sexual activity because they feel self conscious about their bodies WHETHER OR NOT they are overweight.

As a fat woman who gets plenty of the sex with plenty different types of people, many of whom look in a way that even thin folks consider “holy shit hot” territory, let me assure you— feeling insecure about how you look in the sack has nothing to do with weight and everything to do with patriarchally enforced…

Call WeightWatchers, because apparently a sex lightbulb is a major key to success. Succ-sex. Suck and Sex.

OKCupid debunked this like 5 years ago.

Bobby, this is a masterpiece and my new favorite thing EVER. I am oddly obsessed with key changes in songs (one time telling my bestie that the key change in I Want It That Way changed my life). How have I never thought to do this?!

It was right up there with “I shouldn’t have said half. That was wrong.”

Yeah I feel like there’s traitors allll over that campaign and I love it.

THANK YOU for including the Hillary Clinton one. People seemed to be so confused thinking she actually/genuinely complimented his children. Like, no. They were her props in that moment. She knew it; they knew it; we knew it; the audience (who chuckled) knew it. Hell, people not even yet born knew what she meant.

Confirmed.