This doesn’t make any sense because Trump is a patriot who loves this country and is trying to make it GREAT AGAIN

Racism? Unlikely. Discrimination against poppy seed bagels maybe.

Calm down, Mr. Shuler.

He chose Cornell and we’re calling him a genius?

I don’t know. As someone who’s been pregnant twice and could never find “cool” things to wear, I’m kinda digging the out-of-the-box style. Reminds of when Kerry Washington wore a crop top pregnant.

Ew, no. Subways.

I feel like when people post fun pictures and the caption “Just another day at the office,” it’s kind of a douchey move.

SO.MUCH.MAKEUP.

Doesnt work for me either

Doesnt work for me either

What she did was no doubt awful. But this sets terrifying precedent. If I text you that you should murder somebody, am I liable if you do? How much of what we say in our private text conversations can be held against us? (To say nothing of the fact that she’s clearly mentally ill herself.)

So relevant today. RIP.

Something tells me the “You’re ruining my childhood!!!!” people have significant overlap with Trump supporters.

Sophia the First on Netflix is the sole reason I get to shower anymore.

Oh man. Imagine if we got him drunk!

Because the only people who even know who she is are:

THANKS OBAMA

I struggled exactly as you do, though I failed to articulate it quite so well. Ultimately I made my maiden my middle, so I still felt that I WAS one of my family (and could say things like, “Us Smiths...”), but still have the same last name as my children. Which, now that they’re here, I’m totally happy about.

You went to a website to make fun of Hanson fans?

What killed me is that he gave up UPS because he had no money left after his income was garnished. So...? You’re still supporting your kids! Apparently that wasn’t a good enough reason for him to keep at it.

Never thought I’d love Mitt Romney so much.