Anybody else just dreading Saturday Night Social, what with the overwhelming assholes that have infected Jezebel? God. I think I am done. Ten years I have been on this site and now? Nothing but dickheads.

protip: innocent until proven guilty only matters in a court of law. You have 50+ women coming forward accusing you of rape, yeah i’m calling you a guilty motherfucker and as long as I don’t publish it and claim it as fact you can’t do shit. Deal with it.

Is there something legitimately bad about Drake? I’ll say it- Drake is a catch. Somebody ought to snap him up.

I sincerely appreciate what Amber Rose is doing for women, which I personally think is a lot. This paragraph is absolute truth:

Yup. “Exfoliation” is the biggest hygiene scam word there is this side of “Dove Beauty Bar.”

Washcloths are sanitary, you use them once going top-down and then launder them before reuse. Pouf and that nonsense are disgusting, you just rubbed them in your gross and then leave them for the next “cleaning” to smear that fester all over.

What about the intense war between washcloth users and non-washcloth users?

This makes my day. Thank you :)

Impossible, men can't poop in under a half an hour.

My mother really encouraged me to see my father, and I still didn’t. He wasn’t abusing me, he just had stuff going on in his life that was hard for me to deal with and I wanted to hang out with my friends.

right? as much as I am really saddened that these kids grew up in such turmoil and in the spotlight, I really did enjoy the show when it was originally on and loved seeing the little ones grow up. They were so adorable and I loved watching their little personalities develop. They’re such beautiful kids now, I kinda…

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE FORMER BABIES! I AM SO OLD! HOW DID I GET THIS OLD?!?!?!

Another point: we do mental accounting when we get a really good deal on something, and it can lead to spending money we wouldn’t have otherwise spent. i.e. You save $100 on a new laptop, so you trick yourself into thinking you have $100 to spend on something else.

Yep. Just about a year ago I was talking with co-workers about the “freshman 15" and I said I had gained weight in early college and then by the time I was in my last year I did this diet where I only drank an ensure shake once a day and a bag of chips from the vending machine. And this guy was like “So you had an…

This jumped out at me:

“Another problem with couponing is that, according to research like this2003 study from NYU (PDF), it leads you to buy stuff you wouldn’t normally buy.”

That is called “snot rockets.”

I prefer to do the ol’ farmer blow in the shower. Close one nostril with your finger and let ‘er fly! Rinse, repeat for the other side.

The Olympics selects for athletic outliers, for freaks! That’s the entire fucking point of the Olympics — we send our athletes, collected from the far tail-end of the curve, to compete against other countries freaks. That we’ve collectively decided that this kind of freakishness is actually something heroic to aspire…

That’s interesting. I wish I could parlay PCOS into elite athleticism instead of unwanted hair and an impossible time losing weight. (Oh, and the anxiety! It’s fun too.)