Can’t speak for Jujy but I certainly do. Bill is charming, intelligent, a great conversationalist, funny and appreciative of humor in others, loyal though not faithful (they are different things), well informed, fascinated by other people, and not least, always looks nicely groomed and as if he probably smells good.…

You know you’ve fucked up when Courtney fucking Love tells you to grow up.

His 20s were full of stories of him trashing hotel rooms, attacking random people who mildly offended him, doing ridiculously dangerous things, and intentionally self-injuring. We noticed. We just labeled him as an exciting bad boy who seemingly calmed down when he took up with Vanessa Paradis.

Has Johnny Depp always been gross, but we just didn’t notice, or did he become gross recently? Gross.

Yes! Why do people feel soo entitled to her space? She’s fired the guy and called him out as an ass. There’s nothing left for her to say to you... I'd block you too!

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

Yes, a lot. One of the few absolute brand allegiances that have stuck with me over decades - Give me Charmin or give me death.

Exclusively Charmin Ultra Soft!

R.I.P. Todd

Oof, big mistake. Don’t ever, ever, ever, ever talk about grammar on the internet. Ever. Now you’re going to have 150 notifications from the “well, actually” set.

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I would wager that MOST of the people complaining about TPP have no idea what it is.

So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

It’s really amazing. It’s especially frustrating to consider the fact that This American Life gets constant criticism for the vocal fry that their female contributors exhibit, but IRA GLASS—who has like a textbook example of vocal fry—never gets criticized for it.

What a coincidence! It just so happens that there’s virtually always something objectionable about the voices of women who speak up in public. I’m sure it has nothing to do with internalized sexism. Just like how women are criticized for every vocal trait imaginable—saying “like” too much, upspeak, vocal fry—while men…

If parents are preventing their children from receiving prescriptions or surgery that they need, I would be incredibly comfortable for them to be able to bypass their parents. Some states already allow teens to do so.

I’ve heard this law argued about a bit and I always want to say in response to the well-meaninh(?) but misguided comment, “Well I’m for this law because I’d want to know if my daughter was in such a situation and be able to be there for here, even if it was to seek an abortion...” I always want to say, “yeah but you…

Get out.

I feel like there was a real missed opportunity to deploy “Jury Booty” at least once in this post.

Am I the only weirdo who actually wants to serve on a jury? I’ve been summoned twice (once at 18 and again at 26) but never was chosen to serve. The last case I was a potential juror for was a murder case too.