I would also like to point out that I’m from a family of transit workers, and the author’s assumption that an MTA worker is automatically not “brainy” is something I’d like to push back on. If the author knows how to fix a train, then okay.

False. Hollywood reboots movies that absolutely do not need them all the time (and most of the time the trailers for those projects look like shit too). I can’t think of a single reboot that has attracted anywhere NEAR the level of vitriol as the Ghostbusters reboot. There’s almost nothing different from Ghostbusters…

of course not. the sarcasm is pretty obvious. lots of people write comments that end with ‘fixed it for you’ and I find it very obnoxious. I can handle getting mean tweets and being told I’m a garbage person, but I dislike it when people reformat a sentence like I should be glad they put words in my mouth. I’m sure…

Aimee, you were and, I’m sure, are definitely not pear-shaped. Your teen body looks great and it’s disgusting how people focus on bodies.

When I was a teenager, Cosmo Girl!used to pluck kids hanging around on the street outside our school for photo shoots.

I love how they made the “no curves” girl lean way back to flatten her stomach out. No curves usually means your stomach sticks out farther than your (non)boobs, and you can’t have a fleshy stomach showing without a nice pair of tits to even it out!

It’s not. It’s fucking AWFUL having large breasts and you DO get treated like an asshole by asshole ALL.THE.TIME.

I have just finally gotten to the point in life where I am comfortable wearing tops that aren’t super loose or conservative because of all of the shit I got in middle school and high school for having large breasts in proportion to my frame. Fuck those supervisors for pulling that bullshit. It is that type of behavior…

Actually, the mouth opens. The world is a weird place.

Very with the times (Costco, so in right now!), durable, and insulated to keep your 5 lb. bag of individually wrapped salmon fillets frozen for a couple hours!

Can we get this back?

That isn’t slut shaming. That’s fucking a married person shaming, which is a shitty thing to do regardless of your gender. It is quite relevant because Stewart apparently only empathizes with people she can “personalize,” whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean, something akin to “know” I suppose.

I think - and I could be mistaken - that the author is saying that having people talk shit because you slept with a married dude is not on the same plane as the decades of allegations brought against Allen if we’re comparing how rumors can mess up your life, not to mention how we would view those individual “sins.”

Oh god, don’t be one of those “if I can’t pronounce the ingredients it’s automatically bad- plain and simple” people too. Please. (The simple part is correct. Very simple.) Dihydrogen monoxide is definitely bad for you too then, right?!

A lot of healthy foods come in plastic wrappers. Blueberries, strawberries, eggs, milk, tomatoes, spinach, kale, mushrooms, carrots, beans, lentils, water...

AND THE MAPLE PECAN SEA SALT. Dear god, I just bought two boxes at Costco this morning. I eat them for breakfast every day, and they’re amazing. I’m not a paid shill, I swear...Kind bars are just freakin delicious, and they keep me full until lunch.

Dude, Kind Bars are delicious. The sea salt chocolate almond one and the salted caramel one are the bomb. I usually only eat half of one at a time, because depending on your meal calories, they can be a bit too high-calorie for a snack, but they taste amazing.

Good because I eat them for breakfast most days. They’re the best bar option I’ve found.

It may look like shit, but it seems like you breezed past the rest of the article in your rush to come down here and complain about Jez. The crux is that the proportion of viewers to down voters is outrageously high. So high, that it’s unlikely that people simply font like the trailer. Plus, there’s people building…