Shadyfreude
Shadyfreude
Shadyfreude

It honestly makes me the angriest at the racist and xenophobic assholes who think the unwashed and malevolent masses are trying to take “their” country away. Fuckers, if you want to know what it feels like to have a bunch of violent religious zealots overthrow your country and fundamentally change your way of life,

Police are reportedly looking for “three white men in military gear.”

It may not make you feel better but my husband packed his (and some of my) stuff whilst I was at work nearly five years ago. Sincerely, it was the best thing that ever happened to me My only regret was that I really wanted the pleasure of throwing his ass out. (Okay, so I have other regrets but that is a biggie.) Even

My God, I am sorry. Do you have children? Do you have any money? You need to get tested for STD’s before the week is out, O.K.? Go to Planned Parenthood if your regular doctor cannot see you. Call your girlfriends! Men rarely leave relationships until they have started another one, which likely means he has been

It really doesn’t, though. It really doesn’t.

I don’t understand the disposable razors:LEGO thing. Can someone explain that to me?

Problem with healthcare, with the disappearing middle class, unsubsidized child care which can lead to compromises for something you can afford...

I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.

It also sounds like a problem with our healthcare system that she couldn’t leave her job because she was the one with the benefits.

Screaming, “BOOT STRAPS” at new moms? Probably? Shaming them that they shouldn’t have had a baby if she isn’t able to be home.

That’s how I’ve felt too. I once read an article on how different countries across the world reacted to 9/11 and it blew my mind that it was such a big deal across the globe. Obviously I understand the scope and ramifications of the event but I had no idea people in other countries felt it so acutely as well. There’s

Totally agreed.

Is he making a worthwhile comment? Probably so. Is this the time or place? I don’t think so. Could I be wrong? Certainly. There is no prescription for understanding and processing tragedy. But my gut feeling says trolling at this point, no matter how illuminating, denigrates the horror of those who were slaughtered. I

Social media/hashtag activism may not be the most effective of mediums for change but I loved the solidarity I saw for France on my FB feed. It reminded me the support the US got directly after 9/11.

I was reading the comments on Instagram of some girl who was on the Bachelor (the one who got married on Bachelor in Paradise to the guy she met on the previous season of that show). And she has big boobs. So many girls were like “It’s disgusting that you choose to post this picture. You are MARRIED. Shame on you.”

I used to date a girl who was functionally deaf without her hearing aid, and she once admitted to me that she just turned the thing off around people she didn’t like.

Honestly, if I had an injury that could reasonably lead to some amnesia, I’ll consider using it as an opportunity to at least act like I no longer know certain people, even if I still did.

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

OK we'll send them all to your place. Please have them clean by morning. Thanks!