Shadyfreude
Shadyfreude
Shadyfreude

I had a professor in college that told my my writing style was too “chatty.” (It was the only thing wrong he could discern in my papers, so he ran with it.) My point being, that tends to be how I read the comments in my brain, so yours just sounded excited! :D

Me too. I’m 44 now and I had it done four times over the course of a year and I loved the way it made my Resting Bitchface™ less Bitchface and more Resting.

I can’t wait until my oldest kid goes off to college, because I'm totally shipping my husband over to his room. Separate bedrooms for the win. They’re right across the hall from each other. Sexy times can be followed by a solid night’s sleep. Glorious for everyone. 6 1/2 years left....

I am totally in favor of this. I hate sharing because my husband and I are totally two different sleepers. I like to listen to something while trying to fall asleep, he doesn’t. He likes being close and cuddling, and I don’t even like my feet touching each other. Plus, all the snoring from both of us and the dogs,

Yes. My experience has been great. I got mine done at a dermatologist’s office and have zero regrets. I have a full range of facial expressions, I just look less pissed off and bitchy all the time.

And the issue was aging in a society that cannot wait to toss me in a dumpster at the first sign of decline.

I don’t think Bridget gave him up, but he sees his father a lot (and thus Gisele too).

Breathe, yo.

Bahahahaha! I actually went on a date a long ass time ago with a dude who wore a fedora. He was whining about something and I jokingly said “oh you poor white male,” and he like freaked out and went on a tangent on how false rape allegations ruin dude’s lives.

Obligatory.

“flirting expert”

He even looks good in questionable pants and a blurry picture. GOD MADE THIS ONE ON PURPOSE.

Did you read the article? It quotes Adele as wondering if her fame is partially due to being “fat” (her word) since she thinks it helps people see her as a real person. I’m saying, no, her fame is because she is amazingly talented, and if her weight were to have any effect on her popularity, then it would probably be

I am totes jealous of those brows

I agree 100%. I was dealing with a lot of postpartum shit when Britney Spears was in the tabloids, having that very public meltdown after her kids were born. I have never been a fan of her music, but I’ve had a soft spot for her ever since then because damn, that shit is REAL. You start to feel like there’s something

Love her. And her voice. And those brows.

I love Adele. She'd be a success no matter what. If anything, she's been successful despite being bigger. And how refreshing to hear professional women talk about how hard it is to come back after a baby. Also, I don't read interviews with her often, but from this article, she sounds woman-positive. I mean, she says

This woman has a mental illness. That’s not something to mock, regardless of race, which is irrelevant here.

White people, y’all gotta stop with this shit. Being oppressed and marginalized is NOT the business.

What type of psychologist does that?! Holy shit.