There’s nothing wrong with being a humanist, but saying you are in response to a question of whether you’re a feminist implies that humanism is an alternative belief system about equality of the sexes, when it has nothing to do with gender.

there’s a 0.0% chance this is real

Fuck these people. The psychological warfare they wage against LGBTQ youth is truly sickening. These people have blood on their hands. They should be fucking ashamed of themselves.

“I refused to have an abortion and the only assistance the GOP-controlled government was willing to give me was this lousy t-shirt.”

One thing that would help is if school hours were more in line with typical working hours. I know many parents see school as a free babysitter, but it just makes sense for kids to be in school a bit longer and to not have entire summers off at a time. Though this doesn’t necessarily help those that work odd hours in…

They already did: http://jezebel.com/5942048/shoppi…

YES. I would read the hell out of that. These companies are downright predatory.

So this is like the candle parties and the jewelry parties and the skin care parties? Ugh. Basically the Avon dream? That concept definitely sells a lie, that you can sell enough crap to have a career on your own schedule. Take it from me, job hunting for three months now — there is no easy way to earn a living wage.…

Just a suggestion: it would be interesting if Jezebel did a piece on multi-level marketing, which as far as I can see exploits women’s desire to be both successful entrepeneurs and sexy stay-at-home moms. Personally, I think women are being victimized by the idea that a successful woman must 1) run her own company, 2)…

I throw up in my mouth a little bit whenever someone uses the term “alpha male” seriously.

Yes, the commenter was saying that the reporter is metaphorically that man — a person who puts their own well-being behind the greater good.

I know. I know. Also, I read into it the notion that only pieces of shit like him are American, because, you see, America has no Chinese-Americans. They’re foreigners, they’re the people in the foreign restaurant. Gooood I despise this disgusting idiot.

The casual racism of such a throw away line is astounding.

Yikes! I have such respect for those that venture into enemy territory to give us the straight story. You are stronger than I am, because even reading the humorously worded synopsis raises my blood pressure. You are the man who feeds the animals in the radiation ruined towns in Japan. We appreciate your service!

“He literally earned 12 standing ovations and now I am barren.”

If you’re actually super-bored and lonely in DC, the International Club of DC is having an Octoberfest cruise down the Potomac tonight starting at 7.30. There will be bratwurst! You should come!

“The only Chinese I know is on a menu.”

Ugh I’m starting to love Rubio. I thought he was a gross joke four years ago. Now I’m like, “Oh, you actually reference the middle class and are okay with immigrants (mainly because you were born to some) andddd know more about foreign policy than, ‘We will like, never sit next to Putin at lunch, and we will start a…

I really enjoy your writing. Can’t wait for the next update. Hang in there. Keep an exit strategy in mind.

“Picture in your mind our glorious future! When every fetus will stand up against the tyranny of teh gayz, and Americans will cast their votes by firing guns! Can I get an amen?”