This photo reminded me how Kim Kardashian actually makes me feel better about my hips. I wish I didn’t need the validation, but sometimes I just do.

I need these earrings though.

Black dresses, beige dresses, white blouses—it’s too much to be a coincidence.

Totes the same.

“I need help.” Those three words can be tough for anyone to say, but for victims of domestic violence, experts say it often feels nearly impossible and can put them in more danger.

Were there any signs to indicate that this shooter was going to do something? Like maybe he built a digital clock?

My husband has watched both Republican debates. Yet, every time Scott Walker appears on the screen, he turns to me and says, “Wait, who’s that again?” Scott Walker has the charisma of a piece of overcooked zucchini.

Not telling more people to “fuck off” is already my greatest regret in life, and I’m only 43 years old.

I hope Jessica is aware that those flowers emit harmful chemical compounds like carbon dioxide.

As ny husband always tells our sons, “don’t be proud of your ignorance.” If only more people listened.

This is what’s wrong with America right here. This. Not Bristol Palin herself, but what she represents — the fact that so many stunningly, proudly pig-ignorant, determinedly undereducated, information-resistant people think they know enough about anything to tell others how they should think and behave.

Thank god someone in this country is will to ask the question “but how do white people feel right now?”

As if the Palin clan has ever cared about less racial strife, or any strife at all. Their bread and butter is shit stirring.

Childish games like this

Obama should just call her up and tell her he doesn’t want to be lectured about his life choices, or whatever it is she said when she got knocked up this time.

This is how I see it. I’ve been in shoes similar to Davidson’s (nothing so famous, but tragic and emotional circumstances that some people like to bullshit about with no firsthand knowledge) and it hits a nerve and I’ve fired off some very mean comments that I later regretted (and some that I did not regret). When I…

my heart’s an actual garbage can and i 100% cried finalizing this piece this morning

I AM CRYING MARK OMG OKAY BRB LEMME FINISH

All the love, Mark. You’re so awesome. From the bottom of my heart, congratulations and well done.