Thank you. Just bought.

I didn’t even know what this meant until I watched the video.

Ugh, I hate it. You can’t even enjoy yourself.

The “recommended serving size” is whatever will fill you up. If you’re still hungry, that’s not going to work out long term for you.

Yeah, and Rosa Parks will be a quiet old lady who was just “too tired” to move!

Oh my fucking god, if these people can remove race from MLK’S LEGACY, they are truly out of their minds. It’s actually hilarious. (Not funny, but hilarious.)

Maybe they also tend to date male comedians, who everybody loves, which makes it easier to believe the problem is with you and not with them. My only emotionally/verbally abusive relationship was with a man who everybody thought was HYSTERICAL and the life of the party. No one could even believe when I described what…

Is it possible she has always been 80 years old?

Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t get the Anne Hathaway hate. I would have done the same in her situation. I imagine she felt really violated, but she used it to empower herself and screw over the photographer. Well-played.

Bill Cosby, Fuck You.

“Teresa Giudice/Jew-Dee-Chay”

You guys. These aren’t the most popular names as in people are actually naming their kids this. They’re the most popular names searched for on the hipster baby naming site called Nameberry. They’re always wildly different than what the Social Security Administration reports actual babies being named (hint: Sophia and…

Chill Pope’s been dead to me since Kim Davis

Can’t you read? THEY WERE IN ON THE JOKE!

It's kind of weird she's wearing a Michael Phelps shirt, no?

Of course all people should have the same rights. I just think insisting on putting a colander on your head to make sure you’re not missing out on this apparently huge “privilege” Muslim women are receiving is ridiculous. And semi-offensive.

I’ve never understood people who insist on being dogmatic about their atheism.

I’m32, too. Two kids has killed my face. Please tell me more about this miracle IPL!