It’s offensive that you didn’t capitalize his name. Like God.

Trump and Carson show up out of nowhere, abandon the GOP establishment, and are now the only ones getting Secret Service protection? I bet Jeb is so angry his head could explode.

My point is that that’s everybody’s same conclusion, but everybody feels the need to share it like they’re the first one who thought it up.

9 out of 10 comments are going to be: “I think he did it, but the case wasn’t strong enough to send him away.”

Helpful nonetheless

Winner winner chicken dinner

So the point of this article is:

This isn’t a story of selflessness so much as a basic tenet of an exchange economy.

Please, somebody counter this with a story giving me faith in humanity.

The worst part of being pregnant is the unsolicited advice.

Distinction totally matters. A+ research.

I think my favorite part is how it’s supposedly “allergy friendly” but people are walking around eating cups of nuts

lol I love that the costume is blatantly called “Cecil the Lion” and she claims she wasn't dressed as Cecil

we’ve reached peak outrage

I work four days a week in finance. A lot if it is that I’m really in demand -when this position opened up, they sought me out, so I was able to demand more than I might have otherwise. It’s also luck; this firm (and I imagine a lot of others) has been gradually moving towards more flexible work arrangements, at least…

I still say “roll the window” even though it’s power windows. I’m guessing that’s what’s going on here.

This is really great journalism.

Is that Hermione back there?

I think it’s important to see Davidson’s perspective here. He heard about some random dipshit capitalizing on the event that killed his father, then responded emotionally. Then when that dipshit evidenced himself to be a full fledged human being capable of emotion, he rethought his stance and decided it’s best we not…

“Steve Ranna-, Ranna-, Ranna-NotGonnaWorkHereAnymore”