Wholly disagree because candy corn is gross, but starring because I appreciate your commitment to seasonal sugar

You're welcome. And good luck!

Omg I do NOT recommend Dear Zachary. That movie effing HAUNTS me, and I saw it years ago.

Hot Coffee

But this wasn’t even a wartime tactic!

I mean, of course, humans can be “bad,” in the sense that we’re programmed to be selfish, irrational, etc. But the idea of most people being truly “vicious” just doesn’t jibe at all with my personal experience of humanity.

There’s so many lies I tell myself so I can continue to exist in this world without breaking down into a puddle of helplessness. One is that most people are, at their core, good. But shit like this, man... I don’t know.

Jane et al.,

Oh my god I love this. Which color did you get? Can’t decide if I love or hate the green.

THE COLOR

Ugh don’t encourage people to give me more useless crap favors. I promise, I really don’t need a parting gift. (Unless it’s food, obviously.)

Exactly. I’ve heard fat women say the same thing happens to them.

Samesies all around. We’re now two kids in and happy af.

She’s so fucking thirsty

Yeah, I mean, I think it’s ridiculous to call yourself fat at this size, but I kind of love her besides that.

Just did. Sigh.

You’ve mentioned Lindy, and so I’m off to drown myself in wine and sadness.

Me too. Just restarted Season 1. Before they decide to randomly cut out Mandy with zero explanation.

Is she Dolezaling us?

What happened to your old account?