All these special little snowflakes “expressing their discomfort” with the brown men on an airplane should go find their safe space and cry it out. Morons.

That’s very interesting; I thought such things were only possible in GTA.

I killed my 86 Cavalier with 3 payments left in the book. I was driving it to Autotrader to get pics taken of it for sale and I over revved turning left in front of traffic and spun a bearing. Fortunately, I had just purchased my Corvette. I put an 85 engine in it from a junkyard and gave it to my soon to be…

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

My personal favorite memory of the last type of scam you mentioned is from about 15 years ago. I was heading home from my gf’s place and stopped for gas in a shady part of town. A guy comes up to me telling me he “just needs a couple bucks to buy coolant for his overheating car.” Well, this man was in luck! My car…

Nah, I ride in the trunk,

Don’t forget to lock the doors in case you’re attacked.

It does. But I lost my license and now I can’t drive :(

But does it do 185?

It’s just what you need to impress that hot cousin.

I really don’t want to know how many unplanned pregnancies happened in and around this vehicle.

When I picture the potential buyer of this car, I picture an exquisitely grumpy old man named Harold. He doesn’t want any of that “fancy stuff”. He doesn’t need navigation (“We took the beaches at Normandy without a goddamn GPS, you can bet your ass I can make it to Safeway without one”). He doesn’t need power…

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

Refers to the man he killed with his car – not by name – but as “that pedestrian”

I’m happily married and faithful, but a classmate in college told me that story over 4 decades ago and, well, I’ve been saving it for the right moment.

Funny? Funny would be this driver getting their ass beat.

Contestant: [watches video above]

You’ll do it when you get here.

Did anyone else find the Lindsay Lohan comment weird and creepy?