Was buying a car recently, and I nearly bought something on Carvana. Went through the whole buying process and cancelled right after, just had second thoughts and decided we were spending too much and wanted a slightly less-expensive car.

Would probably be better off finding items with the highest value-to-weight ratio!

If subway is complicit in covering up any crimes — and it sounds like somebody there is — I think in that case they would be liable to the actual victims.

You mean 305 isn’t there yet? :-O

Yep. In fact, I accidentally got this check for $1000 too much so when you cash it just go ahead and keep $200 for yourself and send me the other $800 and we’ll be on our way!

What? So they’re supposed to catch on fire if you drive them around a city?

Woah, who is this “Rob Emslie” guy? And now suddenly it appears all of the NPOCP articles have been written by him all along. Is this like the Berenstain Bears thing? Is there a glitch in the matrix!?

...steam my radio

I think the factory needs higher standards (and more weird ingredients to keep it safe longer) because there’s a lot more time between when it gets cooked and when it gets to the plate. In theory, if the stuff is cooked to the right temp in the store (and other safe practices are used) it’s probably going to be safe…

I’m certainly no detective, but I have a hunch that guy just might possibly not really be a police officer.

Well that seems a little overblown too. They are using real beef, it’s the first ingredient — they just are also cooking it and flavoring it into a taco-meat-concoction.

Wow, I guess Oklahoma was in grave danger of falling into sharia law. Good thing the state legislature came to the rescue!

Yeah, holy crap. I think everybody knows it’s not literally running on fumes. Do we also need to stop saying “I’m out of breath” after exercising because we’re technically not dead?

That’s got to be what happened. Obviously neither of them saw it in the rain — was certainly unexpected and probably appeared as some kind of optical illusion. Definitely should have had a railing or something there. At least a big parking stop or something.

V12 for $6000? Sold. At that price — in true Jaguar style — you could buy 2 so you have one to drive while the other is in the shop.

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads...here is a woman who would not take it anymore. A woman who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a woman who stood up.

WTF!? How about just going to work and doing your goddamn job!? I’m all for chatting with co-workers and taking a few breaks during the day to blow off steam, but what the hell is wrong with this place that everyone has time for that much horseshit?

He’s looking around, more like “where the fuck did that come from?” From their perspective, they were sitting in an office when suddenly a tire appeared out of thin air.

It’s from this series of Volkswagen commercials

Well if you’re gonna get killed when you have an armed security detail, what hope is there for a tourist?