While we’re at it, lets move the part about “no vertical videos” to the top of that poster.

Yeah, I would say the license plates are more like jewelry. The cars can put them on or take them off as they please. Or maybe even correspond to dog-tags the way she collects them.

Well it’s got the welded diff so unless you want to drop another few grand, might as well just hoon it.

I think remote start isn’t even necessary. I have a manual transmission with a push-button starter so the keys remain in my pocket and I can lock the door while it’s idling. Not sure if they’d write a ticket anyway though :-(

I saw on the news here in the DC area a few years ago they were ticketing people similarly in PG county (Maryland.) Same reason, for running the car unattended to warm it up, apparently it’s an actual law there. I think what irks me (and most people) about this is that it’s in your own driveway. Like not even on a…

I don’t think that M3 is roomy enough to fit the requirements.

Back in mid-90's, otherwise known as the “pre-GPS days,” I used to navigate around my suburban county with a book-map. They had 50-100 pages of detailed maps of every street in the county with an alphabetical index at the end.

The actual dream (at least for me) is to build a tunnel that goes directly from my house to the office. Or some vacation destination, etc. Is this tunnel just going to go from Elon’s house to all of his offices? Or is this a more generalized tunnel for everyone?

Holy misreading, batman!

Yeah. I know it’s a joke but, way back when I was a truck driver there was a whole extra standard for accidents (at least for professional drivers). Even if you weren’t at fault, the company still kept track of whether or not your accident was “preventable” by you. This was likely preventable by the NSX driver even…

Maybe they should have called it the Nissan Asentra

There used to be a PSA — maybe late 80s — with a mother holding a child in her lap in the front seat and it explained when a car crashes at whatever speed the baby has the force of a 400-pound baby. The video showed the kid transforming into a sumo-wrestler in the moms lap.

This is the polar opposite of a great car that no one will notice.

Exclusive! Props on scooping that one! 

Forgot to credit the special guest writer for today’s article: Brock Turner.

You missed the second paragraph of this article?

Wait, so 1st gear is down and to the right?

Meh, for half of that price you could just get a brand new Focus RS, which looks like it should have even better performance. You could always spend a few more bucks and get a similar paintjob if that’s your thing :-D

Well I imagine if you do something stupid enough and it goes viral, a ton of people will watch it on youtube and then you can make a few dollars (at merely the expense of your own dignity.) Certainly wouldn’t be worth it to me, but perhaps this guy has a channel he’s trying to get off the ground.

Apparently the yellow flag is just some dude in the stands who happens to have a flag. Not very easily seen among other spectators to begin with, and also he’s not in the best location for that particular turn.