My “Derp” moment for the day: I watched that on my phone and missed that it skipped as it started replaying, and just thought everyone was just driving slow for the wreck, and that a second guy went off at 5 mph in the exact same spot.

The rise of the motorcycles has begun.

I’ve got a soft spot for these old boats. NP all day

The migrants cut open the sides of the soft-sided trucks and climb inside to get to England. Or use bolt cutters on the doors.This means that everything inside is now tainted and thrown away if it’s food. The trucker receives a $5,000 fine per man if they are not discovered until the reach the UK. The drivers are…

That's a good point, but I don't want to become famous for being that dude that got swallowed by a boat.

As a prior owner of a 95 with the 2.3t, CP at any price. it’s more like the Amy Fisher edition with that engine.

This is an important question

Shhhhhh, let him have his fun.

Maybe this makes me an asshole, but I don't care: a couple of days ago I was picking up my son at daycare. Some tool pulled in his car nose-first, taking up two parking spots. Every other spot in the lot was full, and the street was packed too due to construction. So I parked long-ways behind the tool, blocking him…

That truck doesn’t exactly scream “Hard to pinpoint”.

Cooling Problems, not coincidentally can be abbreviated as CP

CP. $17K is too much for my tastes for a 30-year-old car that my big ass can’t even fit in. (I know- I tried driving a friend’s Fiero in high school and found that at 6'4" it wasn’t something I would want to do often. Adding 20 years to me hasn’t done anything to improve that!)

Did you discover the thing on a safari?

Do you like camping and mobility? Do you like German stuff? Do you have $68k?

Oh lovely. It’s being used as a limo.

I initially misread your comment as “I would love to sit on his face given these attributes”

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

Since the post was meant to provoke... I’m glad you found the perfect car for yourself. What are the P and N for anyway? Pussy and Neutered?

My Lancia Scorpion would do 85
Tore up its valve train, now I don’t drive...

If Jalopnik can help fund me, I'm totally down to run for the VA State legislature and then in a few years move up to the US House of Representatives. We are definitely on to something...