That's not how anonymous rolls. He'd more likely have his twitter account stolen and his hard drive formatted...

Well that answers it then — the article said they were photos.

I would have seriously considered the Magnum R/T when I was car shopping in '09 if it was still being sold new. Unfortunately it was already more than a few years out and "used dodge" sounded a bit too risky to me.

OK, but then why isn't this labeled as a sponsored post?

Hahaha. Nice burn to all the all the slightly sexist comments in response to you!

I'm fairly certain some of these are either jokes or parodies. Much like last year.

"Think about how uncircumcised men dont need lube to masterbate where as a cut man does. Its the same unfortunate result when a cut man has sex, he needs lube."

That's not what your girlfriends' said...

They don't need them and pretty much can't buy them for the past 30 years. Those rifles above may look like full-auto weapons, but they aren't.

Guns are tech

Yeah. Honestly I don't think Tom was trying to stand up on some pedestal and shout about how everyone else is scum because they aren't as rich as him. Somebody threw an insult to him, and he threw a better one back. That's all.

I could be wrong, but I think the site editors insert that.

I'm with you there. My wife is too. I'm pretty sure she's not a selfish bitch, although, I'm not so sure about me. :-) But you're probably OK.

I don't think it was supposed to be a real showstopper or anything...

Ugh. If you're a doctor you don't sound like that good of one. And not because of your English, it's just that you obviously have no idea what you're talking about. First of all, that is absolute horseshit that the "baby wil NEVER get the nutrition and suport it needs..." Babys go without breastfeeding all the…

That or when they have Joe Biden with a beer and a trans-am.

In my mental picture he's also wearing metal knight's armor.

On first glance I thought they were saying the police tasered, sworded, and sheilded some old man. Whatever that means, it sounds awesome.

And you thought *your* dad was embarrassing sometimes.

You forgot about Gizmodo's "Summer of Zuck." I think it only netted about 5 pics. Left me kind of clammy.