They especially suck when they open up a malformed URL...

Speak for yourself, buddy.

Yeah, she was answering the question about Chalmydia and gonorrhea. ("They're both...")

LEDs

er, meant to reply one above you sorry

I have a Ryobi drill/driver and it's fine. Although I pull the thing out about once-a-month. It's a decent value drill for a homeowner who needs to occasionally fix and install things. Obviously if I did enough large projects I'd want something more pro-grade. And I get that more hardcore DIY people will laugh at…

Looks like he hit himself in the mouth with one of those bricks.

Although you would have to find a same-sex friend to act as a stand-in and ________ you in the _________ while you __________ his ________ _________ in order to set up the shots.

Perhaps, but it still sounds awesome to me!

This is the Internet we're talking about, here...

LOL, yeah, it starts exploding before it even leaves the road!

Bing it...on altavista

Shouldn't Amanda Todd and MCD be naked too? And Whitney?

What are the racist policies? Haven't heard that one...

+1

Holy shit, relax. You sound like an XBox teen who just saw somebody say they like the PS3.

Ugh. That misuse of the "special snowflake" phrase is becoming a pet peeve of mine.

"the manager had a 'smirk on his face' when they called him to complain."

WTF? Really?