Wait a minute. Ya think that’s EASY?
David has an entire nation full of weird rust-o-phile jeepists following him around the country as he flirts with tetanus, asphyxiation byfromn old jeep chassis that simply dissolves into its constituent molecules while he’s beneath it and getting busted for laundering sketchy…

And not a single dude named “Pink” in Pink Floyd, either!

Right. I’ll have one>

You can get Hatch green chile in space but you still cant’ get a decent sopapilla in Texas.

Dangit, Torch! You left out the single most important piece of this automotive repair parable:
Did you replace the cheap, chinese corrugated cardboard battery cover with something more freedom-loving and ‘Murrican enhanced?  I’m thinking a big honkin’s slab of double-thick cut from a box previously containing fire-arms…

In a surprise ending, #64 on Boba’s powerpoint slide deck is “kill everyone in attendance, seize their power. “

As someone who has worked in an autoshop and has done internal and customer tech support in a handful of industries, I can assure you, regardless of his technical skills, he was a genius at managing his customer’s expectations.
That’s the trick to any engineering/support operation.

If you think that was the most infamous prison riot in America then you need to read up on the New Mexico State Penitentiary Riot in 1980. Prisoners took over the facility and broke into a construction site on the grounds, stealing hand tools and acetylene torches that they then used to break into the isolation wing…

Did you learn nothing from Montgomery Scott’s starship repair maxim?
Multiply any realistic repair estimate by a factor of 4 before giving it to anyone.
Deliver actual repairs in half that time and look like a hero.

You’re gonna get tweeted at now!

Do you really need a manual for your ‘thopter?
I mean, reassembly is the same as assembly in reverse.

Yeah.  On a road trip up I35 from San Antonio to OKC this summer there multiple construction zones along the way.  On the Tx side they did the typical “construction zone ahead- “x” miles” and it was backed up but the OK DOT had the “construction ahead, prepare to merge” and “merge now” signs and it was surprisingly…

Rentals.

In the mid 70's my Dad was recruited to return as a Service Mgr for our tiny town’s Ford dealership (Holderby Ford, now defunct). He’d worked there for several years, getting multiple certifications through Ford, before quitting cause the ownership was, let’s say, flaky. After getting busted by Ford for not having a…

I’ve said all along that the driver fled after crashing. 

Fixed that for ya...

It sucks to lose good racing stock, but it’s better that they die doing what they were meant to do rather than being stored in a rich prick’s garage (the car, of course, not the drivers...)

I wanna see ‘em deploy that Suzuki while moving, Knight-Rider style!

Gee.  A bunch of vehicles all stolen from within what’s typically considered a secure area and no camera footage at all?  Sounds like a theft-ring operating within the people employed at the airport to me...