“It was totally consensual and just got a bit out of hand.”
J. Hamcounselor, Esq.  -Defender of Record, Grimace.

Farm kid here. Growing up there were multiple instances of seeing calves out on the road and not having anyway to contain them so we’d just hog tie ‘em and toss them in the floorboard of the truck to move them to somewhere they wouldn’t likely get hit and/or cause a wreck. I got kicked in the knee by a calf while we…

Industrial illustration from the 50's-60's really was amazing.  Since they were typically throw-aways and the artist was working on a deadline (“Bob!  We need a hero illustration of the 12M in an hour.  Get on it!”) they used simple tools (guache and colored pencil on that one, I’d guess) and an assload of technique. …

Well the money we save by letting our food service workers starve is invested in education, saving the environment, housing our vulnerable, universal healthcare and little warmer blankets for chilly bald eagle chicks.
Right? I mean, what else could we use it for? Funding a massive defense industrial complex?

That’s a very low bar to set. Frogfish are more attractive than the Supra...

Not to mention the steering wheel knob:

Hey kid, you can’t park on my patio.
Get your Rocks-e off!

I should buy a dedicated 3rd party app that runs in the background eating up processor and causing conflicts!
Or I could just make a point of muting my fucking mic when I’m not talking, therefore eliminating 98% of the problem.

I should buy a dedicated 3rd party app that runs in the background eating up processor and causing conflicts!
Or I…

I get what they’re trying to do, but I don’t really think this will make anything better.  London has had this thing for years and it not only hasn’t lessened the congestion but has made it tougher for anyone to get in the city so far as I can tell.

Maybe the cops were searching for the dangerous terrorist who tried to shine a laser at the chopper? Cause any infringement upon the PD is an obvious attack on “Our Freedumbs” whereas this is just happy-go-lucky scamps not remembering that the laws aren’t just for  the little people.  

Every time I see this “tough job” pissing contest I always just think “fucking city kids”. I’ve worked retail and I’ve known plenty of people who’ve worked in the restaurant industry and yeah, they can be rough, but not once in those fields have you ever had barbed wire wrap around your legs cause the strand you were…

Maybe they should put that on a flag to fly on the same bumper as the confederate flag and the “come and take it” flag.

I look forward to the videos posted by rednecks participating in the “Beat the shit out of a tik-tokker” challenge.

I’ve actually had pretty good dealer experiences on a few occasions. Most recently I traded my NB Miata to Alamo Toyota in San Antonio for a lease-return FRS a couple years ago. From walking on the lot to driving away with my “new” car was maybe 3 hours on a weekday morning and while I would have liked to get another…

I don’t think the average racist is good at doing benefits analysis nor of making good decisions.

So they get canned cause they didn’t report their vandalizing someone’s property, not for the actual vandalism.
There’s a good example of why so many police organizations are corrupt anymore.

The biggest issue I’ve seen in our year(s) of take-out only is the soggy factor. Styro/plastic trays with lids, whether of the same material or cardboard, keep in heat but don’t vent enough to prevent condensation from soaking the contents. It’s even worse with places still using plastic bags rather than paper.
I’d…

I’ve spent hundreds of hours walking my old border collie around our neighborhood and I’ve gotten to see the gamut of just how good (not very) the average Texan is at paying attention to traffic signs and pedestrian rights of way. It’s also important to note that a lot of that time I’m also carrying a baggie full of…

The car’s still ugly but your taste had gotten worse.
Constant exposure to Gundam-besotted, saki-swilling (I assume) Toyota “designers” work has dulled the part of your brain that objectively rates automotive attractiveness. Now, instead of seeing droopy lines and an excess of fake vents in places that physically can’t…

M.I.A.T.A.
Not just any ol’ Miata, but this one which was my DD in San Antonio for nearly 10 yrs. Loved that car a lot and miss having it, but needed something with just a bit of cargo space and a more functional AC system for the miserable hellscape that is S. Texas, so I got a FRS.
For all you “driving a slow car fast…