That’s not really the Ferrari ownership experience.  When your Ferrari burns down, people feel bad about it.

Is Jet black? Is Faye a little more than a plot point with boobs? Is Spike Asian? Who cares?!?  Ein’s there and is a fluffy little Corgi.
All’s well with the world.

In motorsports I never root for a crash.
But in this case I’ll make an exception.

I have two, though one is really just funny cause it wasn’t me.
1) I25 from Las Cruces, NM has a border stop about 25 miles north of the town that I’d been through a bunch of times already. I was just out of college, working as a sales rep for a Swedish surveying equipment company and driving my brand new car (red…

Oh sure, the interior has plebelon but for it to be truly luxurious it needs more vulgalour.

Before any person ever gets onto a ‘flying motorcycle” they should be forced at gunpoint to put on that outfit and stand in a mirrored room to take in their own dorkiness for a full 45 minutes. Like a Total Perspective Vortex for their ego, just to make sure they stay humble before jet-powering themself and a couple…

Please tell me that he’s just going to finish mind-wiping his most devoted Musk-cultists and put them in special suits all Disney/The Black Hole villain style:

Judging by what I see dead alongside the road in S. Tx it’s gonna have to be either raccoon or whitetail deer, though armadillo is a go-to as well.

The proliferation of 4door cars is an abomination and I blame those GenX punks. I’ve passed on multiple cars that would have been great as 2door simply because the mfr decided to add weight and complexity and subtract fit and rigidity. I test drove Focus and Fiesta ST’s and both had such short A-B pillar length that…

Striking isn’t the word I’d use.

Aardman-esque is it:

“Really, it’s remarkable how good these look”
I’m gonna have to yuck on your yum, there, Torch (to borrow a no-no from your sister-site Takeout).  That thing is hideous in ways that even a 80's GM product isn’t comfortable with.  The Elephant Man would look at that thing and feel smug.

Needs googly eyes:

I DD  mine and have no real problems aside from wishing the cargo space was much more usable.  Of course, I DD’d a NB Miata (in San Antonio) for 10 years so I’m used to making the most of any available space.

It already is a fastback. What it needs is a hatch that follows the existing roof/rear glass line and incorporates the deck lid.

If you play your cards right, you can buy your own T-tops back from the fence who bought ‘em off the thief in the first place. Hehehe
I didn’t mind the auto seatbelts, simply due to the comedic value of the trolley smacking passengers in the head every time someone got in my car, but popups are a no-go.  Fender-bender…

That’s it. Off to 80's jail with ya.

You’re banished to a 82 Trans Am with permanently leaking T-tops, even when they’re not stolen.

Oh, look. Poorly driven Camaros with plainly visible license plates recorded putting the public at risk whilst being typical mullet-headed buffoons.
Please crush all 3 of those cars.
And a few other Camaros that happen to be nearby, just to show ‘em we’re not fucking around here.

Bad Jalop!
Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

I’ve got a Gen1 twin (FRS) and it’s annoying that some of the niggling faults of the Gen1 are right there again:
Those god-awful tires.
Shitty seats, even with alcantara all over them they’re just not a good place to spend your time.
Those stupid snappy shoulder belt holders. Jeeezus fucking h christ! You’re charging…

What kind of Jalop question is this?