So in post-covid (sooner or later) Mad Dave ‘Murrica, we’ll not be headed to Valhalla all Shiny and Chrome. Instead we’ll mat the throttle and go all Rusty and Crusted.
Witness me!

Prior art...

Freaking city kids.

Why would they launch the vehicle into orbit then coordinate multiple tanker launches which they could put those fuel tenders in orbit first, then launch the actual vehicle and direct the tankers to it for fueling operations?

Considering the glut of pickups, SUV’s and CUV’s I’d say “Anything that isn’t a wannabe 4x4".
More specifically I’d go with a 2door (NOT A FUCKING 4DOOR, GAWDAMMIT!” hatchback. A cheap one with folding rear seats to provide cargo space and make it available for young-types and cheapish buyers of all ages plus a nicer…

No.  Sorry, but there can be only one

Ya mean I have to pay for it? I thought Lisa could just kinda make it appear so me and Wyatt could take Deb and Hilly home.

Since it’s true that you can’t solve a social problem with a technological solution we’ll need to make it a social solution:
If you see someone in a “self driving” car without a butt in the driver’s seat, hands on the wheel and eyes on the  road, you can ram it off the road into the ditch and claim all their worldly…

They had to have shot it last year, though they didn’t have anyone in attendance at the actual burn. I guess ABC threw some cash at the Kiwanis folks and maybe bribed a few Santa Fe City people to let them shoot at Ft Marcy?
Sucks to have something as cool as Zozobra tainted by the utter shit-stain that is this stupid…

They’re dedicating 3 lanes to uber/doordash and the few people who would actually feel the need to use an app for shitty tacos but 1 lane for on-site ordering? That seems backwards to me.

I owned several cars with the traveling shoulder-belt and while I didn’t really like them, the amount of entertainment I got from seeing my passengers either get tangled in the belt or get clipped on the temple as they entered/exited the car too quickly more than made up for it.

“it’s teetering on Meh territory, if you ask me” ?!?
It’s not teetering on Meh territory, it’s founded a colony, displaced the indigenous peoples and announced Manifest Destiny then populated the entire continent of Meh from sea to fucking sea, introducing diseases and foreign flora/fauna along the way then developing…

The shoes obviously belong to the couple our two love-birds ran over in their AMC to get to that delightful shore-side parking spot.
I mean, duh.

For a slightly less threatening/more urban herd-animal jam, visit Estes Park, Co.

A soldier on the post where I worm (Ft Sam Houston in San Antonio) had one of those, in black with green/blue striping, that had been completely restored. I didn’t talk with him but did get a chance to hear it run and it had obviously had a 302 or even possibly a 351 installed with a very lumpy cam. It looked like the…

I always like to point out to my hyper-Reaganist friends and coworkers that owing to the Iranians releasing the hostages immediately upon the end of Carter’s term, it’s  clear that Reagan dealt with them prior to taking office. That is the literal definition of treason.

Right now I’d love to drive from Denver west to Grand Junction through Glenwood Springs but it’s a bit of a mess right now.

I’ve come to find it quaint that while Reagan’s BS firing of ATC workers was terrible and indicative of how awful this country would be soon getting toward  the “little people” his destruction of the FCC and the regulatory framework that kept corporations from owning entire markets (and to a smaller extent the removal…

I concur.  That’s some car.  Not much, but some.

Years ago I traveled to Guyana for work and was put up at what we were told was the nicest hotel in Georgetown, The Pegasus. Right across the street, in what seemed to be the happening club/entertainment district, was a massive KFC. It seemed to be open all night and had a huge line waiting for tables on Friday night.
A…