But much like early Limbaugh, when he was just “that wacky right wing guy spouting bullshit on AM radio” lead to “dangerous asshole coordinating masses of rightwing idiots to target anyone he decided was a threat” Bell’s wacky conspiracy crap lead directly to the current environment. He might not have meant to…

So now the Jalop writers are going to compete to see who can buy (sight unseen) the cheapest/least worthy/oddest vehicles to drive cross-country and haul back something even weirder/odder/less worthy?
Torch, you’re up!   You already bought the ChangLi so now you should be able to just drive it halfway across the…

I did much the same with powerline adapters. Ethernet in my office where the coax (we’re still stuck on Cable ‘net via Spectrum) enters the house and feeds the modem. Ethernet from the back of that to the wifi/ethernet router. 1 ethernet port from the wifi router feeds to a powerline adapter and its mate which sits in…

That PR shot looks like it came from a Shadowrun art archive.  Just slap some tusks on that guy for an ersatz orc shaman and we’re there.

Yeah.  Unless they have recovered projectiles, my guess is a .22.   Not a big-game gun, but will still kill you.

Because the cops did it. Duh.

The Tesla guy is an enormous twat but jesus fuck could you stop with alex roy?
That fucking putz has been a canker on the dick of America for a decade now and for some reason Jalopnik, that otherwise has a pretty solid anti-street racing stance, invariably treats him like royalty.  Fuck that scumbag and his bullshit…

I would gladly accept a highway system and/or transportation infrastructure developed by slime molds than any of the ones designed and built by Texans. Whoever developed the “access road” and “build a city, build a loop around it, then build more city, then build another loop around it...” model deserves to be fed to…

So long as profit is the primary motive then complicated will reign. 

Every “bundt” cake I’ve ever had, Grandma prepared/professionally baked/factory made/what have you, has had the same dry texture. I’ve been exposed to crappy cakes made by disparate bakers, some truly good ones who make wonderful cakes and cookies, but invariably when it gets baked in the bundt pan it’s too dry and…

That’s apparently a thing over in the UK:

It’s a chain of fuel station/convenience stores that has clean stores that quickly sell you things you want/need. It does the things you expect of a chain of fuel station/convenience stores but it does it under a corporate name that could have come from an episode of Beavis and Butthead or maybe Southpark back when it…

My Grandfather was killed when he stopped on the shoulder (well off the traffic lanes) of I35 when a 18yr old kid driving a dual axle truck pulling a trailer loaded with a bulldozer veered off the highway and crushed (literally) his little Mazda. I was out of college and visiting my parents on the family farm, on my…

It’s all so blatantly a scam. Musk starts pushing dogecoin all over his multitudinous media feeds then fakes an environmental conscience to announce he won’t take bitcoin. Hmmmmm I wonder if they’ll start taking dogecoin as payment anytime soon?
It’s obviously scummy shit like this that makes people cheer when things…

Shouldn’t that be:
Molson’s, eh?

Well duh. It says it right there on the label:

Bag o’ GLASS!

No, no, no! Canadian ugga-duggas are obviously metric and most likely affected by the nearness to the pole, a lack of recent Cup wins and a weird affinity for Tim Horton’s.
I mean, duh!

It looks like in addition to using the “plunger” as a way to make the rice into a tube in which to cram, um, stuff, it’s also threaded so you can use it to compact it a bit before filling. I guess you’d lay in the rice, put the plunger in place and close the clamshell, then twist the plunger to retract it a bit which…

Every time I see those fuckers I think of the ending to Blair Witch Project.

You know the score, pal. If you ain’t cop, you’re little people...