Wasn’t there an episode of CHiPs about that very thing?

They now have both chocolate coated beaver nugg’s and sea-salt and caramel ones:

I sense subterfuge. There’s no Buc-Ee’s on 281 at all.
I’m fixing to roll north to OKC (from SA) for a family event in a few months and plan on doing 281 as far north as possible to avoid the cluster fuck that is I35 but will have to run up to New Braunfels to stock up on Beaver Nuggets and beef jerky before hitting…

I’m not even catholic!  How do I get stuck with this?

Oh, come on, man, cut a bee a break, would ya?
They were just trying to get to Hatch to help out with the green chile crop and now they’re getting hassled by the man.

Talk about missing the low-hanging fruit:

It wasn’t that one, but I can’t find the video I remember seeing now.  It’s been at least 10-12 years but I remember it being in St Louis, along the river.  Just like that one, a ship lost power as it approached the docks and just plowed forward at walking speed for what seemed a cartoonish length of time and…

To the “jet fuel cain’t melt steel beams” crowd I usually just respond:
“Yeah.  I know.  But what happens when all the chem-trail juice ignites?”

Marjorie is that you?!?

Several years back there was video taken as a big ship, just a medium sized cruise ship I believe, not one of those truly massive monsters, plowed into a pier at walking speed. I remember it leisurely tearing through what seemed like couple hundred yards of wooden plank pier as horns and sirens blew and anyone with…

I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Checkmate, man!

Damn 1%ers...

These are the same pricks who buy a hobby ranch “out in the country” and then complain about the smell of livestock or tractor being on the roads.
As little respect as I have for the average Texan I have even less for idiots who lease spendy apartments that were built on land bought at cur-rate prices out from under…

They should wrap it as a PR vehicle for Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator and cram it full of booth bunnies, or the far-future equivalent.

It was really more the city than the HOA...
And now he can add “Recovering Jeep-hoarder” to his byline.

I’d say I would want to have the help utilize the backup manual release.  I’ll be glad to watch from way over there while trying to remember if I included posthumous unemployment payouts.

Um...

The back up manual release: