There are sections of Roman roads extant in Europe that still show the ruts carved by hundreds of years of wagons traveling over them.  I think I35 between The Silo in Waco and The Pioneer Woman Mercantile in Pawhuska OK (about 400 miles N/NW) is going to be like that.  Vast herds of middle aged white women,…

Hey, that’s a feature, not a bug:

New NISSAN Rogue with industry first “Mother-in-Law Seating!”

A John Deere 4020 tractor. Since it was the biggest and “newest” one we had (also a pair of 4010 in diesel and propane, plus a couple old M&M’s just used for fuel tenders) as well as the only one with a cab and sometimes functional A/C we had to keep it working so a cracked head was patched with JB Weld and roughly…

299 792 458 m / s

Don’t you even think about going faster than that.

I love that illustration. It’s such a classic style (colored pencil and gouache on Canson paper) and reminds me of the all too many hours I spent doing just that same sort of thing in college.  The pic of the twat sucking a turd of a cigar while pretending to be important reminds me of why I didn’t go into advertising…

I lived there for a few years in the 90's and then traveled NM constantly for almost a decade so my need for <GOOD> New Mexican food is an ongoing issue.  My now wife had never been to New Mexico despite growing up in Texas and it was a bit of a sell to convince her to hold our wedding in Santa Fe rather than on some…

But Estes Park is nowhere near Denver.

This thing is like a long-term ugly version of Lotus:
Simplify (by removing the complexity of all them infernal combustions and stuff) and add lightness (by reducing 50-70% of the iron on the body into dust).
Also, Dave, don’t fool around with hanta virus; before you do anything on this beast, steam wash it inside and…

Getting the hell out of the craphole that is Texas and back to the mountains.  Probably drive from SA to Santa Fe, maybe just going out via I10 to ElPaso then Las Cruces and then North on I25, but most likely just point the car North and West and proceed till we hit somewhere with hills and green chile and…

Yes. That’s the joke. It’s making fun of the pseudo-patriotic BS that both Jeep/all truck makers AND the simpletons that espouse fundamentalist/ne0-conservative/right wing views both use to sell their shit.
If you want to extend the joke, it’s also making fun of the people, of all stripes, who willingly buy into such…

The Jeep Grunt!

The new Jeep Grand Patriot spokesman:

Mall-Master! (including the “!”)

Failing that:
The Jeep Grand Karen

Like Santa Fe, Telluride and Sedona and Taos?
Which are Hyundai,Kia, Kia and VW products already.

Cause the Nation is still pissed about it and now they’re developing enough legal knowledge, power and influence to assert their rights.

The victim card is apparently what assholes call it when someone decides its time to demand the rights they’re guaranteed by the law.
I read an article in a New Mexico paper that interviewed a puebloan (I don’t remember which nation) who was rising in the political ranks.  She had left the res and earned a law degree…

I definitely think the Nation should seek tradmark rights for their name and offer (ridiculously high price) rights to license it. If I remember correctly the Navajo Nation has done that, at least to some extent, and has been going after fashion designers that use their name and the various Navajo images (specifically…

Meh.
Call me when they release a King Ranch Casserole Edition.

You often only get some of the big deals (0%, big rebates, etc) if using mfr financing.   That being said, I told Ford motor credit to go fuck themselves after financing my 1st new car (well, actually my first 2 new cars since the first once got KIA’d by a drunk in a Buick 3days after picking it up) and them screwing…

Or, even better, high-value prisoner transport: