umm well we pretty much all ready decided this all ready,, we're going 2 call them the Whiteskins because Whites can take a joke and also no one cares about our feelings even though this should be considered extremely offensive to Whites.

You must be joking. I really hope you're joking. Are you joking?

You can't be serious. I really hope you're not serious. Are you serious?

You're basically the Skip Bayless of Deadspin at this point. You're so consistently wrong, but try to appear like you know what in the hell you're talking about.

[weak sauce]

Hey, I'm sorry about your cat.

Jesus fucking christ.

Me too, Ott086. Me too.

You must be joking. I really hope you're joking. Are you joking?

Considering her position, she's probably used to dealing with screaming foul one liners.

You must be joking. I really hope you're joking. Are you joking?

What's your favorite Amendment?

I'm convinced that this is performance art.

So two guys steal what is probably one of the guys favorite possessions, brag about it, then act like assholes and hold out when he asks for it back. Not sure why this article is so slanted against Vanderjagt. These two just sound like a couple of douchebags. Stealing his jerseys isn't even that funny of a story. …

i kno you are but what am i

YOUR A PUNTER YOU HAVE NOE JOB

u said it typicall butthurt vikqueen IMO

This is why I'll never send my kids to curling camp.

Lifehack: when you buy your mattress have the mattress guy put like, two hundred pairs of sheets on. When you pull off the last one, get a new mattress. #simplify