approximately 2/3 of the tweets you posted were from Black people...and you have a monkey typing as your headline pic? yikes.

When's Tom Ley getting fired and will there be video of said firing?

As a Darren Rovell fan, I understand you're joking, but I'm getting sick of all these PFTCommenter fanboys circle-jerking their idiot "humor" at the expense of erudite sports-marketing minds like Rovell. People forget that Rovell led the #Brands to three straight World Series of ad revenue, and the Final Four of…

This is such bullshit. If I wanted to see good sports-related jokes get drowned out by a bunch of fucking nonsense spewed by idiots, I'd comment on Deadspin.

Not bad, thanks. A lovely March to you and your underlings, Tommy.

These lists can go fuck themselves.

Easy there Antetokounmpo, leave that for the George Zimmermans of the world.

[Race starts]
[Accelerates]
[Goes left]
[Goes right]
[Goes left]
[Goes right]
[Goes left]
[Hits skid]
[Makes incredible correction]
[Goes right]
[Goes left]
[Goes right]
[Crosses finish line]
[Cheers]
[Urinates]
[Abandons vehicle; stumbles into Mansion with dad; orders magnums of champagne for table in autotuned voice, swaggily]
[Five…

I would hope so, that guy doesn't even have a job.

Hey girl, hope you're having suicidal thoughts because my only specialty is jumpers.

Boooooooo

"I love my grandfather, too; I just prefer to live what he taught me, and let every day be my tribute to him."

[Gets in car]
[Sits in car]
[Forgets to turn on engine for twenty minutes]
[Returns to house; naps]

-Sidney Crosby

You can't be serious. I really hope you're not serious. Are you serious?

You must be joking. I really hope you're joking. Are you joking?

Follow up question: can you shed a little insight as to minimalist vs. normal vs. over-cushioned shoes - specifically, what's the best shoe to savagely beat you about the head with?

...but Shawn Michaels would make the cut, since baseball types love a good Montreal Screwjob.