Guess what? Ever when I HAVE the right-of-way to cross a street I LOOK both ways to ensure I won’t get hit. I know, what a concept! Just because one is in the right doesn’t take away any of one’s responsibility to look out for their own safety! It’s really not that damn hard!

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the groundhog as it fell was “Oh no, not again.” Many have speculated that if we knew exactly why the groundhog had though that, we should know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

“As a Canadian, this dis makes me mad, eh. Sorry Soory, got a little upset there dare.”

This three-jaw wrench has been a godsend - small enough to get in anywhere, and can be used with any combination of 3/8" square drive extensions and knuckles

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Hey, champ. Hey, big guy. Yeah, it hurts when you love someone sooo much and they don’t love you back. But you know what? It’s ok. You’re going to get to high school and make so many new friends. There’ll be parties and football games and one day you’ll meet someone who likes you for who you are and it’ll be magic.…

Is it bad that the first thing I noticed was enough gap between the trucks for him to be successful with good aim?

This strikes me as an unnecessarily complicated solution. Asparagus is just not that hard to cook. The mention of mushy tips makes me think that perhaps you’ve been overcooking them all along? And if you’re just taking 1/4 inch off the ends, no wonder - for most asparagus on your grocery store shelves, the stalks need…

“ Then he was going to do prison reform, which ABC described as a “personal passion” of his.”

I was expecting an Engineering Explained video on compression ratios, and was graciously surprised and happily proved wrong! This was a great read, please do more of this!!

That robin nearly had me convinced it could fly there at the end.

Fantastic reporting, Ryan. Give ‘em hell.

I saw this vid over the weekend on a much, much smaller screen, and the vid skipped consistently at the most important moment, the one where I can (now) see that the rider, in fact, runs TOWARD the light he was going through. And that light is in fact green. It wasn’t until this morning that I could ever see that the…

Good luck boys! I think you are going to need it.

Why are you being so mean?

It’s also a perfectly fine sub for sour cream; I use it on tacos and potatoes all the time.

Not sure if anyone ever seen it or heard of the scene, but in “Birth of a Nation,” there’s a “cautionary tale” about letting blacks into government and they show a scene with black congressmen (white guys in blackface, of course) putting their feet on the desks, throwing shit around and generally fucking shit up.

So, you’re saying that, for you, a job posting that doesn’t mention the company’s name doesn’t ...

Every time I try to score coke from the food industry they just ask me if Pepsi would be okay.

And the fact it's made from shoes is pretty disturbing, too.