Well the pan is mounted in the WRONG direction... the lip should face IN!! - then you have a place for your fingers, and your palms aren’t resting on the edge... amature work really... with a set up like that he’ll overcook it into a corner ;-)

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as much.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as…

Triangle train, triangle train

One of my favorite jokes ever. An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all sitting at a bar, drinking pints of Guinness. A fly lands in each one. The Englishman fishes the fly out, flicks it away, and pushes his pint down the drain. The Scotsman fishes the fly out, flicks it away, and resumes drinking his…

You can find that in regular modern cars too. You’ve be shocked by what collects inside the front fenders between the door and the tire. I had to clean a bunch of goo out of an M3 fender. Not that much but it was 20 years newer too.

Fuck me. That photo tho

The illustration. I’m crying.

Previous owner of a BHPH lot present! The growth of the BHPH business in ‘08 was a massive cluster fuck brought on by not only the crash but Cash for Clunkers. I’m not sure what everyone thought was going to happen when we crushed a statically significant portion of the cheap vehicles in this country but it wasn’t…

for some perspective on the size...

Mark Watney has to do this to every vehicle of his now.

I’m not ashamed to say that’s the exact reason when I pee at home, I pee sitting down. I don't want to clean the bathroom floor on the weekly, plus it gives me some extra time on the phone.

The video of them stealing the Wrangler really goes to show how useful car alarms are, and how much people pay attention to them.

Behind-the-scenes of the shoot and they also show the launch system.

KRYTEN: Good god! Emergency, emergency! Adopt crash procedure!
RIMMER: (Runs back to rear compartment.) Where’s the card? Who’s got the
card?!
LISTER: What card?
RIMMER: The plastic card, the plastic card with the cartoons of the crash
procedure on it!
LISTER: Don’t panic, man!
RIMMER: It should be in the netting behind…

Regular ass-car! (XKCD, of course)

Every time someone mentions gators and Florida this is all I can think of:

Alternatively, if he was a bit older and in mid-life crisis mode he would have been at the local Porsche dealer....

“No idea what happened, heard the car being moved and out of nowhere a super loud bang and lawd (sic) Jesus it’s a fire.”

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