I’m not exactly sure, something deemed to be of benefit to the country and/or society. I’m thinking those roles would be fairly low in number in comparison to military and would require some sort of dispensation to be allowed to do them. For example, physical disability or religious objection to military roles would…

So... if we anthropomorphize cars... this thing has an earmuff. I don’t know if there is a matching one on the other side.

I had 3 people on the bench in my ‘98 S10 a few times. The middle person had to operate the shifter.

I’m not a fan of the draft, but would agree to compulsory service (not necessarily military service) for all.

Great, now I’m thinking how awesome it’d be to have a glass of wine and a bucket of popcorn while watching a movie.

There’s one in Bloomington, MN with a liquor license because it’s the restaurant attached to a hotel... which really doesn’t make a whole lot of sense since there’s a Joe Senser’s sports bar next door. Who the hell would choose to drink at Denny’s in that case!?

Have you never had a McRib?

Nah, very smart meatyorologist Donald Trump tells me its not a problem. I mean, he was right about that hurricane hitting Alabama, so we can trust him.

Everyone knows that Ed was the smart one.

He’s probably seen it spelled hommos and thinks it’s a gay thing. 

At least it is only “For a few days every September” rather than 24-7-365.

The thought occurs that it is entirely possible that these people don’t intend to sleep while the car drives, just that autopilot is conducive to nodding off.

Dude, you need to stay in more. 

I think you nailed it, kidiots... who probably don’t read lifehacker... so really the story should be “Uninstall these 24 android apps from your kids’ phones, then set up parental controls over what they can download and install on their phones, and make sure that your credit cards aren’t stored by google.”

Yeah, I’m kinda curious about that. For an axle with the pumpkin in the middle, you can simply flip the entire axle end for end and bingo, you’re going the right way. For one with an offset pumpkin, like the one in the video, that doesn’t work. I suppose for some designs, there’s clearance to install the ring and…

I’ll never not laugh at this. In horror, laughing in horror I mean. 

Hmm... it’s interesting... the US took a pretty active role in Vietnam starting in ‘65 and the draft lottery system started in Dec. ‘69. I kinda have to wonder about what role that played in that record low unemployment in December of 1969.

I’m guessing he was not informed of the soldier’s personal information, only that “one US soldier was killed”.

r-word?

You’ve never “smiled and nodded” someone who said something you didn’t quite catch, but want to acknowledge and move on? I do it all the time.