Every day I’m convinced more and more that if Trump were to reinstate involuntary commitment to mental facilities, they’d only be full of Trump supporters.

Perhaps trying to ensure that they get an insurance payout for hurricane damage to their Jeep? Like perhaps they’re underwater on the loan and about to default when along comes a hurricane, presenting a golden opportunity to commit insurance fraud without having to do anything outrageously suspicious? Chances are…

Fuel economy (range)? Smaller sidewalls flex less which lowers rolling resistance, which increases fuel economy. Car manufacturers are chasing those MPG’s (range) wherever they can find them.

CRX is not mundane! Yes, mine only had 91 hp when new, but it also only weighed 1800 lbs. Was it blisteringly fast? No, but it was loads of fun. Now a standard Civic, that’s more to your point I think. 

Or if you don’t have any connections, I’d imagine blowing the bartender would work too.

Seriously, I spent 5 minutes in MS Paint:

You know, I could see arguing that Alabama was in the hurricane’s path in the same way that MS, LA, TX, and maybe NM, AZ, and CA were in its path at the time... meaning that if it were to continue in a straight line at its heading at the time, those would be the states it would cross... but you’d have to be a fucking…

Well holy shit, I knew El Paso was landlocked, but I never knew it was so high - 3740 ft. It’s only about 750 miles from the Gulf of Mexico. Here I sit in MN, about 1200 miles from the Gulf of Mexico at an elevation of only 830 ft. God damn the Midwest is FLAT!

Some possible retorts:

Given that there’s quite a list of vehicles, and he says “clients”, I’m thinking it’s more like a chartered jet. Yes these people are rich, but they don’t own the jet, they aren’t wealthy. I’m thinking pro football player level of money, not pro football team owning level of money.

Today the president announced plans to roll back energy- saving lightbulbs, and he wants to reintroduce four different kinds, which I’m not going to burden you with, but one of them is the candle- shaped ones, and those are a favorite for a lot of people, by the way.

Hopefully he’ll be in jail in 2024.

Somehow “New England” and “hole-in-the-wall” led me to initially reading:

Personally, I like the plain old burgers and cheeseburgers. Partially because they’re cheap and I’m a pig. Mostly because I just get tired of ‘fancy’. It’s the same reason I pick up a case of Labatt Blue or Leinenkugel’s Honey Weiss instead of an IPA or... well, mostly it seems my choices are IPA or lager. Where did…

The Wendy’s double stack and Jr. bacon cheeseburger both rock. 

Yep. “I was mistaken.” would’ve made all of this instantly go away, but no, he must be infallible.

Bookmarked that video for future use, thanks!

Fully cognizant, but unable to speak or move. Sort of like Joe Bonham.

You know... the last few weeks, months, years... I’ve started to wonder if bringing back mental asylums and involuntary commitment to them would be such a bad thing. I mean, this dipshit would probably be in one... that dumb fuck who blamed mass shootings on the lack of Jesus would probably be in one... Trump would…

Cop finds $50 under the mirror cover in your visor = cop thinks you carry some cash there.