6) Jetsprints!

I wasn’t going to watch the video until this was pointed out, now I have to see it.

Not really feasible since he doesn’t have a chair, much less an office (he’s a production line employee), but I like the way you think.

Fried chicken, no contest. 

Unless I’m mistaken, the tunnel was necessary as there was a natural water source inside the keep (that’d be good) and it needed some way out, otherwise the wall would’ve been a dam. 

I was attempting humor. I did poorly.

You could’ve shortened this article considerably if you’d just said “Johnson is the British version of Trump.”

Wow, I’ve been saying that since 2016 the US has been on the path to be the baddies in WWIII, but I expected it to be teamed up with NK, and a few other insignificant countries (In my vision, unless attacked, Russia would sit it out FWIW). Now it’s looking like the UK might get on board the baddie wagon.

Yeah... Let’s see...

Dear Salty...

Not just facetiming, but speaker phone as well. Especially if you’re going the hold the phone up flat, with the mic in front of your mouth.

That’s not passive aggressive, passive aggressive would be simply throwing the earbuds at them. 

Does it count as more than one if I go to more than one of the same chain?

Yep, doesn’t matter what it is, 10 trips. You could decide you needed one more plant in the flower bed out front. Here’s how it goes...

Pffft, amateur. The nearest one to me is 15.5 hours away, so it’s more that  “never” style shopping.

This. To hear Mueller say “This is what is in the report, these are the instances where Trump obstructed justice...” and hopefully someone asks him, “Is obstruction of justice a crime?”, to which he will undoubtedly answer “Yes”. There, bam, Trump committed crimes. Most people don’t understand the report when it says…

I was wondering if Hatch was a kneeler... nope, he played 2002-2005, so he was before the kneeling thing.

That’s a, “Can I go do absolutely anything else yet?” look on Khan’s face if I’ve ever seen one.

There’s a guy around me who has a lowered Wrangler. This isn’t it, but to give you a mental picture:

Don’t misinterpret this as me trying to get you to like chicken thighs...