Some of us remember when half that power from a 5+ liter engine was the norm.

I was never nervous flying until I was ~30. Then I got a job in quality and made some friends who work in quality for companies which make parts for the aerospace industry... I’m not saying they make or allow bad parts to ship, but it has opened my eyes about just how necessary quality people are.

I’d suggest drinking much earlier. That way, by the time you’re seated on the plane, you’re ready for some sleep. Shortest feeling and most enjoyable flight I ever took I was hungover as hell (not puking hungover thankfully). I slept the entire 6 hours we were in the air. 

I’m glad someone else thought to suggest talking to a Dr. about it. Most people might experience mild discomfort. If you’re experiencing serious pain, something might be wrong.

He has excellent taste in shoes, but shit taste in everything else. Merrell Moab. I’ve owned many pairs over the years and will continue to buy them as long as Merrell makes them.

Okay, but why is it called the “main drag”?

To be fair, he looks like an absolute doofus without the hat as well.

You know... you can have Amazon deliver to whatever address you like, such as say... 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington DC, 20500.

I’m talking about repairable tread punctures, not sidewall punctures. I doubt I’ve had that many, but I haven’t kept track because... it’s not really a big deal. 

I’ve actually seen Tweels in use on agricultural, construction, and landscaping equipment. I think that is where they will stay. Cars are simply too varied in their tire needs for a “one size fits all” Tweel.

I know, right? Last time I had a blowout was... hmm... lemme think.... Oh yeah! It was never. NEVER in nearly 28 years of driving. Sure I’ve had punctures, but probably no more than 20 times in those 28 years. Yes, also I’ve had to maintain air pressures, but again, it’s not like I’m doing it daily, or even weekly.

Runner vs. Bikes

Croutons: I’m afraid I’m going to have to disagree with both the fork and the spoon. The ideal utensils for eating a salad with croutons is... chopsticks. And I hate fucking using chopsticks. For a salad though, they’re perfect.

She should be fired. Not for being anti-immigrant and wanting to rat out her students, nor for the alleged separation within her classroom, nor for any of that other stuff... as reprehensible as it all is. Rather, she should be fired for being a complete and total unhinged lunatic dumbass. This is what she should be…

Other wood products and clearing for agriculture probably account for much, much more forest destruction than paper. Think about a piece of paper, how much it weighs, how big it is. Now think about how many pieces of paper you’d have to roll up to make ONE 12 inch long x 10 inch diameter log. Things like newspapers,…

I’m willing to sacrifice a few trees (a renewable resource after all) and willing to let anyone, no matter how detestable they may be, fight against Trump.

Oh, and the chucklefucks who put them in handle first/wheels out rather than wheels first/handles out... something else which is prominently depicted on every fucking plane I’ve ever been on.

I’m all for airline buckles being more like roller coaster restraints. Sit down, buckle up, flight attendant comes around checking, you can’t unbuckle yourself unless the seat belt sign is off or a flight attendant releases you. Yeah, yeah, emergencies, so my plan needs some work...

Just as much as the people who still stick their bags in sideways despite there being big fucking signs saying it’ll fit the other way. Airlines really do need to be more strict with people about size and number of carry on bags. Of course they also need to knock it the fuck off with checked bag fees so people won’t…

Yes! Also, maybe don’t have a cup of coffee while waiting and limit you fluid intake in the hour or so before you board.