Once upon a time, all I wanted was a JOB where I wasn’t surrounded by idiots. Now that won’t be enough. Now I want a whole god damned COUNTRY where I’m not surrounded by idiots. 

Me too. Wanna go halfsies on a shack deep, deep in the woods? No wait, fuck that. I don’t know you, you may be perfectly fine, but I want my own shack!

It boggles the mind how so many people can support this sack of shit as the bestest POTUS ever. We’d be better off with a wet napkin sitting behind the resolute desk for the next year. 

Living as an average person in any other time of history would be way shittier than living as an average person today.

This. Attempting to impeach Trump is as much about the D’s willingness to stand up for what is right, approval ratings be damned, as it is about Trumps unlawfulness. By failing to hold Trump accountable, some voters may very well sit at home on election day thinking “D or R, what’s the difference anymore. Neither is…

It’s the voters who are supposed to hold the members of congress to their oath.

They say that the stem continues to ‘feed’ the pumpkin after it is removed from the vine and leaving the top intact helps the pumpkin to last longer. I’ve tried it by cutting the back out of the pumpkin instead (never the bottom), but didn’t see any benefit. Around my part of the world the weather is likely to ruin…

Back in 2008 I though for sure there would be an attempt on his life sometime during his presidency.

Low credit score does not necessarily equal tons of debt. The credit score reflects a person’s ability to pay debt just as much as how much debt they have. You could take out a loan for a couple grand, and if you don’t pay it or pay it on time, ruin your credit.

Where does the roof tent go!? Should’ve been the Civic Type R...ally.

I could be wrong, but I don’t think the US has particularly plentiful supplies of bauxite available for mining. 

Ah, I misunderstood.

Yep, it’d be their beloved hero troops they’d be fighting against.

Oh, also, you almost sound like you’re saying being a drunk and a skirt-chaser is a bad thing by linking it to slave-owning like that! 

I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that the people who so proudly proclaim that they own guns so they can overthrow an unjust government are the very same who now support that unjust government.

Yeah, it can be done, but not by me, by HR. Who, I’m guessing would not like me to skip lunch since they’re the ones who instituted the no lunch at your desk rule.

That poll was about a month ago. Trump & Co. have been stonewalling, obfuscating, and willfully misleading on a variety of things since then. I’d wager that perhaps the results might be different today.

It’d likely be the worldwide VP of Quality for my company, many ladder rungs up from me, who regularly passes my desk, rather than a busybody of equal standing.

It is perhaps a little bit unfair to Aldi, but... I’d describe them almost as the Harbor Freight of grocery stores. I am a fan of neither.

This is about cutting boards, but I’d presume wooden utensils provide some of the same properties: