The only thing better than boat-launch fails are beach-launch fails... which I guess both of them are boat launch-fails

My grandparents had a 4 door LTD of about that vintage. My cousin bought it from them when he turned 16. It wouldn’t do burnouts... on gravel... just slowly pull away... Although, I think you could probably fit a 4 x 8 sheet of plywood in the trunk...

Amendment I. Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Things have gotten so bad that police are actually telling stores not to sell milkshakes when certain politicians come around.

Hey zues, how long is that thing? I love that they kept the uh... what was the 3rd row and is now the 5th row.

I’m curious... what do alcohol companies’ sales look like in recent years?

Not only that, but you don’t even need to be the focus of the investigation to be guilty of obstruction. 

I could see someone arguing that radiator behind engine makes sense because radiator in front of engine means all the heat removed from the water is blown back onto the engine, making/keeping it hotter. They’d be wrong, but I could see someone arguing that.

Why the music? I wanted to hear the driver saying “what the...”

Sorry I went off on you. I misinterpreted your statement. I agree that the root cause of shootings isn’t guns, but the root cause is something which is not always easily identified in individuals and difficult to solve. We should totally try to solve it though. In the meantime... we can try to reduce by restricting…

I’d rather watch the train than a soccer game. Even if it wasn’t moving.

The St. Paul Saints’ old park was right next to the tracks too. I have a feeling that minor league parks in close proximity to railroad tracks isn’t so uncommon. The land next to tracks in a city is generally undesirable for housing and tends to be more industrial. Meaning, the land is cheap and since minor league…

peanut butter as wood putty...

This is the only reason I think I can say the LW has any cause to be upset. 

Agreed, but you can’t just get out of bed, go to the couch, and turn on the TV. You have to get up, get dressed, and do something. Maybe that’s go get coffee, maybe it’s start on whatever project you have that weekend, maybe it’s going for a walk, but it has to be something active. 

In this case, no, no it doesn’t. In the case of my colleagues at work who send me work related photos which are out of focus, or crooked and prove to be confusing as to exactly what it is I’m looking at, it affects me very much. 

Um, that’s not just a “cool new thing”, but rather supposedly serves an actual purpose:

You are correct. It’s a toy, so why not get one that is just as fun, lower priced, more likely to start, less likely to leak oil, and has heat and air conditioning? Oh, and if you ever tire of it, will be easier to sell.

Fucking people and their shitty photography skills. I’m not saying it needs to be on a pro-level, but in focus, relatively straight, and without any of the photographer’s body parts in the picture isn’t hard! It’s 2019 for fuck’s sake, we all have a digital camera in our pocket which has a nice, big screen letting you…

Yeah, sorry, I’m not seeing how you reached that conclusion. I think you’ll have to expand on it a bit.