Most people will shred it, drown it in bbq sauce and put it on a bun. I like it just straight up, maybe a little salt. 

Yep, it’s why “more guns” isn’t the solution to mass shootings. Mass shooters are, as evidenced by their actions, not logical people.

I believe the word you were looking for was “understatement”. It is accurate to say there is a hole in the roof and the windshield is cracked, but it’s a little more damage than saying only that might lead one to believe. 

1 can root beer + one pork tenderloin + one crock pot + 8 hours = deliciousness ready to eat when you get home from work.

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It was his grandfather’s axe Mercedes. He’s replaced the handle chassis 4 times and the head engine twice.

Star for Canada geese. Undoubtedly some of them are Canadian Canada geese, but a whole lot are American Canada geese too!

I’d guess it’s always been gas and perhaps the fender is what was replaced.

This. A rust free body makes it NP. Running and the interior in decent shape is just a bonus.

My daughter orders water when we’re out to eat. We don’t prohibit her from ordering pop, sometimes she’ll get sprite, but 99% of the time she voluntarily asks for water. I don’t know how we managed that. 

Don’t forget about the cheap plastic toy promoting whatever the latest kids movie is. Sure, they’ll play with it for about 30 minutes, but then it’ll wind up in the back of a closet, taking up space until you surreptitiously throw it out.

Juice isn’t really all that much better, sorry.

Real cheese is. American cheese is nasty.

I think I’m gonna be sick...

Fucker pointed at the coin after he failed at flipping it to start the Army/Navy game. 

Is it “Toll-kin” or “Toll-keen”?

Thank you! Drizzle and sprinkling rain are two different types of precipitation! I’m sure Drew knows how different snow can be in January in MN from how it is in March in MN. They can both come down at the same rate, but they’re completely different in their texture. 

Sick leave is only one portion of benefits. The rest of them are pretty good... for the US anyway.

You either attack a joint where the space between bones has stuff that can be cut, cut at a location where the bone is broken, or break the bone where you cut. In all likelihood, by the time you’re at the cutting it off to free yourself point of things, there is no saving the limb anyway and I’m sure there are…

It’s still early and Bernie ran before. Everyone knows who he is and what he stands for, even those who pay very little attention. Those same people say “Warren, I don’t know any Warren.”