I mean, he IS a Texan. But when it comes to Christian evangelists.... you could do FAR worse than Billy Graham. I mean, he was staunchly against segregation and even bailed Martin Luther King Jr. out of jail after one of his protests. He even believes that you don’t have to be a Christian with a capital C to be…

God, those thumbs.

Ummm..... I need Michael Fassbender.

Second row. Third guy on the left.

Who’s the cutie ginge in the glasses? Also, your cutaways were horribly timed.

Not gonna lie.... I totally forgot about this game.

Oh, no. We move to the Hamptons.

Kind of a shame. She used to be really funny back when I was a youngen. Then she got all preachy and yelly.

And the ganking.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I’d fuck’im.

He can put a sweater on my home plate any day....

I’ll definitely agree. It would be forgivable if the human stories were halfway intriguing, but they were bland and boring. I had no reason to care about them, and the only halfway interesting characters were either killed or only there to spout out exposition.

Your son is now 15.

Did Blood Dragon have a season pass? I feel like this is more of a stand-alone expansion like that was.

So the best type of character development is one where the character chooses to change.

It’s not that we need to know their entire backstory and every little detail about them...... it’s that, from an emotional standpoint, these characters have no depth. What are their weaknesses? What are their fears? What part of themselves do they have to overcome? How do the people around them help get them to where…

That Ellie Goulding song is legit. Just own it, girl.