I really wish the game had a first-person visitor view... so that you could walk around the park like a visitor and explore it (as opposed to the free camera mode). I also would love the ability to put together my own guest avatar and pop in on random other people’s games to explore their parks.

And if I could do all…

You also could have gone with a scalped joke, but to be fair, this guy isn’t giving you (or Mrs. Kotwica) much to work with.

The roads look freshly paved, versus GTA V’s worn roads (as they would be).

Wow, thanks for the spoiler warning, Jez.

BREAKING: guy who has been clearly juicing his entire life fails drug test

I wouldn’t say scary he looks like a funny sock puppet.

I don’t see why everyone is so excited.

Mind you, I’m not saying that it looks bad, just that it looks... off.

Is it just me, or does this Blizzard cinematic look a BILLION times better than the official Warcraft movie? Man, that cgi looked kind of...tragic. I don’t get why the Blizz cinematic team didn’t just make the entire feature film themselves.

I still want my money back for this shit.

Everyone says bad acting or lack of interest. Nobody seems to be considering that it could have been bad direction. In fact, I’m almost certain it was seeing as Dinklage has shown repeatedly, even in his worst films, that he’s a talented actor who can emote very well.

Did everyone actually think for a second that all the toys would get incinerated and that was how the movie was going to end? With everyone getting killed?

It was. It required that:

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

Oh man, I'm feeling some strange things inside. I'm so confused. I've never felt this before!! Hold on, let me check something....

Was anyone else slightly annoyed by the ending of Gravity? I wanted to see where she was! And I wanted to see her get rescued!

Haha. Except that ONE time. AMIRITE?!?!

I HAVE MEMORIZED MY LINES AND I WILL SAY THEM.

I'M SO EXCITED. I'M SO EXCITED. I'm so... scared?