Nice arms. I mean... guns. I mean... bulge. Wait, what?

Was Sullivan & Son not Asian enough?

It's got that shitty Network TV Gloss to it. Kinda just looks like Grimm with a different cast and set of rules.

Running out of Botox?

I hate that weird Network Television sheen it has to it. Makes it look so... cheap.

Ughhhhhh I love cider. It's like beer except it doesn't taste like carbonated PISS WATER.

Connor, my boy.... my handsome, handsome boy.... you gotta get room tone and lay it under the track so you don't hear the scene cuts. It's driving me nuts.

I remember being disappointed how a movie about dragons had so few dragons. I don't care about your boring cave. I want DRAGONS!!! Gosh, I love dragons. I need to go play Skyrim again.

Why isn't this on HBO Go??

Whoa! I don't like commenting on other peoples' appearances, but...... he looks like a melted muppet.

"Ti West blew our minds with his horror film The Innkeepers..."

My brain exploded about halfway down the map.

She must have the worst diarrhea.

They looked pretty terrible in the last movie. Especially the creepy young Caesar ape.

Josh Charles looks like an American version of James McAvoy.

It was poor marketing, yes. But it was also a very "weird" movie that asked a lot of the common viewer to buy into. Additionally, in my opinion, it wasn't a BAD film.... but it wasn't very spectacular either, which I think contributed to a lack of word-of-mouth.

If dinosaurs lived in the arctic, could it be inferred that they developed feathers as a means to keep warm?

This is why I'm crazy about Canadian curling....

Oh man, I'm feeling some strange things inside. I'm so confused. I've never felt this before!! Hold on, let me check something....