That Allstate commercial was too good for Allstate.

I HAVE MEMORIZED MY LINES AND I WILL SAY THEM.

Kinja is killing my browser, so I've made the switch to Twitter. There is some fantastic material out there.

P.S. You're being out-acted by children.

Quit rushing your lines, Bill.

Charge your phone GIRL.

KEEP SINGING!!!! ....Cuz when you stop you're terrible.

I don't know how long I can last with her acting. Seriously. Yall....... Seriously.

We all want what we can't have....

It's like she's two completely different people when she starts singing. You can almost see emotion in her face..... but then she stops.

Crackle crackle POP.

WHY IS SHE YELLING AT AUDRA??

Better casting.

Ugh, stop trying to save this Audra. I'm trying to hate it!!

I don't think she is. Her voice wobbled when she almost tripped.

I'm in the same boat. I have nothing to judge this by.

Ugh... stop filming in profile people!!

Ummm.... who's the beefcake?

Whheeerrreee?!?! That's exciting. How does it perform?

Excellent!! Thank you.