Pumpkin pie is the easiest fucking pie on the planet to make, so I could give Khloe that one.

Oh my god what happened to my libido? I’m looking at him, and I’m impressed by his commitment to fitness, but I also don’t want to do sexy things to him at all. Send help.

Guy who shoots birds at the airport

Real question time. If you were one of the other guys in Maroon 5, what would you tell people you do for a living? I’d go with Pirate.

Why wasnt this mentioned? Ladies and gents our new Tarzan!

Is anyone obsessed/in love with the little Hemsworth brother? Although my heart beats for Chris, the pocket Hemsworth is not without charm.. What a beautiful family!

What a bummer to be who I’m guessing is the Hemsworth brother on the far right. It ain’t easy being the Lessest.

“He’s had the entire upper third of his face worked on, and the result is he looks more like Jack Nicholson‘s Joker than Batman,” Dr. Back said.

Ben Affleck’s face. It’s like I’m looking at Ben Affleck but also not looking at Ben Affleck. It’s like a magic eye poster.

Not to be salty, but I knew she didn’t bake those fuckin’ pies the second I saw them.

If you check the bioscience terminals in the institute it says that the original farmer is undergoing “enhanced interrogation” i.e. torture. It also says that once their research is complete the farm will be destroyed so there’s no witnesses.

Exactly! I use it to basically mean “Holy crap I did the thing that everyone else does so easily but it took me ages to accomplish and I’m so proud even though I know it’s stupid and I’m bad at being an adult, but fuck it I did this one thing right so yay!”

okay but i finally learned how to fold a fitted sheet and that was a proud moment

Yeah, I seriously struggled with this. I really, really didn’t want to destroy such a magnificent piece of machinery. Plus, there’s a cat on board. I will not blow up an airship if I have to blow up a cat.

“ Pretty great, huh?”

Well, at least I want to see some Enclave remnants, just so I can collect the Tesla Armor.

There wont be more to Maxon in my game that’s for sure.

Oh for fucks sake.

I’m hoping DLC will add some sort of Diplomatic ending of sorts.

I feel pretty lucky that I’ve only had one crash the entire time I’ve played. Never got stuck in an elevator or lost any companions, or seen a mission go haywire.