Also who TF says “coloreds” except maybe doddering grandparents & Benedict Cumberbatch?

This entire article is some kind of sarcastic write-up, isn’t it?

Is this a parody?

World Shrinka’ (toy) and max zoom lets you cut right through those obnoxious individuals parked on top of the Panda land page.

My favorite Stranger/Dan Savage story was about how he was interviewing a guy who was in a relationship with his horse and they had a long conversation about it. Finally, Dan Savaged asked the guy if his horse was male or female, and the guy got really upset and said “Sir, I am NOT a homosexual!” He’s just a…

unnecessary anecdote but dennis quaid was at my work the other week, and i didnt get to talk to him.... but i still freaked out from afar and none of my coworkers seemed to care and that hurt all three of my feelings

 Lea de Seine 

He wants to protect her but also fuck her at the same time. Barf.

“I wonder whether her legions have felt for years the same sharp pang of protectiveness that I’m feeling at present.”

Even the quotes, brief as they are, make me want to vomit a little.

Maybe Vogue should stop letting men write these cover stories.

I am a long-time kinja reader and made an account specifically to respond here, when I read this -

Wikipedia rabbit hole commence!

Hey, remember last week’s chiropractor: the one who invented Mensez. The stuff that glues your labia together so you only experience period flow when you pee?

I was encouraged to go try a rehabilitation week at Viva Mayr by my own doctor earlier this year

The problem isn’t with the body being “irrational,” the problem is that you have some serious health problems and medical science hasn’t figured it out yet. The kind of absolute nonsense that this Viva Mayr is touting is not going to actually help anyone do anything except, like you said, eat a slightly better diet…

This article is a great illustration of the old adage about fools and their money. Wow, I really should have gone into the scam business, it is much more lucrative than working for a living.

This is some OT VIII levels of woo-woo.